Kevin Danenberg

full-stack developer, musician, saxophone mouthpiece designer.

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https://t.co/QE2NFSVFlv

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I just flattened a mosquito with a snow shovel. WTF *is* even Connecticut?

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Confession: This is me cutting an onion. https://t.co/Lxz1gGBHCB

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"A horse is like a bicycle with body parts." — my 4-yo to her riding instructor

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@DMRegister It's so white it doesn't want art classes teaching the color wheel.

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@HipIOTechReview @MastermindTB @QNAP_nas I have backups of my files, so I'm not worried about that. What concerns me is QNAP's response or lack thereof. Rather than pay the ransom, I budgeted that towards a Synology NAS.

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Mowing the lawn with COVID mask: game changer #allergies

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@JackWestrop @QNAP_nas They're making Garmin's ransomware attack response look good..... 🙄

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@itscorygram @QNAP_nas I totally agree. I only just now caught what was going on, and just because music was disappearing from my player. Thanks for nothing, @QNAP_nas!

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@jackhcable @QNAP_nas I only discovered this today. It would have been nice if
QNAP notified me as soon as they became aware. I shut it down immediately when I noticed, which I then learned I'm NOT supposed to do! No important files. Just would like to wipe and start over if it's safe.

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The side effects I got: https://t.co/L7qusEKGQT #moderna #two

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The side effects I was expecting: https://t.co/J58FaU915o #moderna #two

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Time speeds up three minutes before a Zoom call.

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"Daddy, can you go to the weekend store and buy some more weekends?"
You're reading my mind, kid.

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"Vaccine Arm" has yielded the remainder of its time back to "Middle-Aged Dad Pains".

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Being on a Zoom meeting where one participant was getting their COVID vaccine is the most meta thing that has happened this year.

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Add "I'm not a cat" to your Zoom conference bingo cards.

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Octopus "The Full Monty" is a very slow movie because of the suction cups.