Wendall Jarvis

Terry Pete #MonkeyFlashlightKeychain

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

America is pretty rad because i just got home from work and watched my brother buy a vape with an EBT card

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

I wonder if anyone has ever put my face on a dartboard or something to that equivalent. Would be cool to find out you hold that much weight in someone’s hatred

[Thaniel “Wildebeest” Goldman @ThanielGoldman]

Can’t stop drunk texting marv

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Sometimes if I pull of roasting someone at work well enough in front of everyone I just leave in a dramatic fashion and don’t return. I’m 2/2 on this and no one’s ever said a word

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Vince Papales boys guilt tripping him for night playing tackle football with them in a parking lot the week of his 3rd NFL game is why people from Philadelphia don’t deserve love or comfort

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

@wallballmonster @SpudsMackenzie9 Burners with 1 follower tweeting at eachother

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

@SpudsMackenzie9 A+ construction of this tweet

[Spuds Mackenzie @SpudsMackenzie9]

If you know who actually does control the weather then they’ve been doing a stellar job the last few days, tiny hats off to you guys

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Had to throw out the perfect stick today cuz it wouldn’t fit in my car :/ don’t call or text

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

I need to work Overtime so I can buy more funny T shirts

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Where did Rajon Rondo go

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Spuds Mackenzie @SpudsMackenzie9]

Pee I understand.

But poop?

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

@SpudsMackenzie9 This IS a banger

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Really yearning to do something heroic and not tell anyone ever. But selfishly

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Gonna watch some Peyton Hillis highlights and chop wood. Doubles testosterone

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

Gonna go to Walmart later and stand in everyone’s way lmk if you guys need anything

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

@gdugann It ended up being for good. But I knew something was brewing

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

The Scottish have been pretty fucking quiet lately and I can’t help but feel they’re up to something no good.

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

@tjgallyjr @SpudsMackenzie9 bro this can’t keep happening. They’re after our tweets

[Wendall Jarvis @KevinDustin9]

@peppapig keep talking shit about Clairo you’ll be bacon bits on no time you piece of fucking shit