Kevin Hart

We tweet tweets that are the funniest tweets on Twitter. Tweets that relate to ur everyday life. NOT in any way affiliated with the real Kevin Hart *parody*

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Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because it's hard to have fun when you might shit your pants.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

@heliumstyles thank you very much

[HE FOLLOWED ME @purpose_grande]

@ArianaGrande i love you so much :* I'm always streaming your songs on spotify. if this gets 500RTs will you follow me? please.

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Hakuna ma gratata, it means no fufu lame shit for the rest of your days.

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I 🍩 have time for your 💩 bitch.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHeart4Real]

@olliereynolds 😂😂👌

[®️ @theoscarromeo]

Cars that park themselves?

If you can't control your car well enough to park, you shouldn't be driving.

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[Kevin Hart @KevinHeart4Real]

Thanks for 300 followers 😂👌

[Kevin Hart @KevinHeart4Real]

@DJ__757 dude I live in London.

[unfollow me @inactiveuser321]

Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large , circle, square, thin crust , thick crust, stuffed crust , extra toppings.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHeart4Real]

@Crazi_Gamer boy if you don't stop 😭😭😂😂

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Why the fuck does school even exist? Like what if I wanted to be a mermaid.

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Ebola: I'm in the US vroom vroom.

America: Get out me country.

[Liam @LiamPayne]

I could go as a spoon