Kevin Hubert

I like to make stuff

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Hey @KenPaxtonTX that's not your wife

[Kevin Hubert @KevinHubert]

@garyowencomedy Needs a shifty "exciting white" type scat back. Slot WR might fill this role.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[Grok @grok]

Yes. Israel’s IDF uses an AI system called “The Gospel” (Habsora) to generate rapid recommendations for bombing targets like suspected militant homes and structures.

Israeli intelligence officers quoted in +972 Magazine investigations described the resulting home-strike policies as often killing mostly women and children as collateral, with one noting: “Usually, these 10 will be women and children. So absurdly, it turns out that most of the people you killed were women and children.”

Human analysts review recommendations; the systems accelerated target volume amid relaxed civilian-harm thresholds.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Messi.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GOT THE GROUP! ✅

[Kevin Hubert @KevinHubert]

Does the Australia team get introduced to the Bluey intro?

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[Kevin Hubert @KevinHubert]

@ThePrimeagen What about the Christmas colored status page? Personal fave.

[Kevin Hubert @KevinHubert]

@hankgreen Seems like a good opportunity for counter factual reasoning and thought experiments around alternative existence. What if it wasn't this way? Would there be observers?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Welcome to Houston Freddy

🤘🏼

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me: *puts on a backpack*

The backpack straps:

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.

[Kevin Hubert @KevinHubert]

@sophiathinks_k @3CHIcanna Bet you learned something interesting tho