I like to be here for facts , I don’t like MSM and their blanket narratives ! Of course my disclaimer is all comments are for one’s entertainment consideration.
@pcet2022@Amunous@2worldsPodcast What codswallop and contrived lies.
Job providers have no choice but to peddle jobs to “migrants” & or invaders , more often than not,deeming “white Australians” as unsuitable .
Otherwise funding suddenly dries up.
Leftist Communist Albo policy.
Stop bringing them in.
@Fremean@stevoB59 Isn’t that illegal, peddling porn to minors !
In any other time period this would be a crime worthy of a lengthy term in Prison !
Is our grubberment gone so far woke that we should allow our kids to be indoctrinated into the world of sleazy sex for only 10-16 year olds ??
@stevoB59 Whenever he presents with that stand, those hand movements, that expression, that tone… you know it’s cold, communist, fake acting , laden with unrelenting bullshit.
We’ve seen it before.
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
RECTAL CODE
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
THE ANAL TEAR
EXPLAINED
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The Australian Government’s
Official Position on Anal Tearing:
'It’s Just a Little Wider
for Democracy.'
Look, with X currently exploding
in literary detail about prolapsed
sphincters, fisting accidents,
and that one legend who tried
the 'economy-sized' toy
during cost-of-living week,
it’s time we addressed
the real national emergency.
Forget the budget.
Forget housing.
The true threat to Australia’s
collective anus is…
the Australian Government itself.
They’re not just
tearing us a new one.
They’re the Olympic gold medalist
in rectal devastation
- a government so committed
to expansion it makes a 12-inch
Bad Dragon look like gentle foreplay.
Inflation...
That’s the slow, relentless
lubeless pounding.
Prices skyrocket while your wages
stay limp and useless.
Every servo run feels
like someone’s using a pineapple
without the courtesy of a safeword.
'Thanks for the $2.80 bread, mate.
My asshole thanks you too.'
Immigration policy...
The classic 'just the tip' promise
that turned into double-fisting
the entire border.
Come on in, the water’s warm…
and so is the housing crisis,
the welfare queue,
and the strained public services.
We’re getting absolutely railed,
and the government’s response is
'more volume, please
- it’s good for GDP.
(Goodness! Double penetration?)
The acronym
they also conveniently mislabeled.
Taxes...
Pure financial fisting.
They reach in, grab your wallet,
twist your nut sack,
and yank out whatever’s left
while whispering,
'This is for your own good, citizen.
Feel the burn? That’s progress.'
Then they blow it
on another inquiry into why
young people can’t afford houses
(spoiler - they’re still recovering
from the last tax audit).
Energy policy...
Turning the lights off
while the bills go nuclear.
It’s the governmental equivalent
of edging you for years
then kicking you square in the nuts
right as the blackout hits.
'Renewables, mate!
Just ignore that coal-shaped
outline permanently stretching
your power grid.'
The Prime Minister rolls out
every few months like
an inflatable concerned
fuckdoll bottom
after a rough session:
'We hear your concerns
about the tearing.
Here’s a $5 cost-of-living
relief payment and a pamphlet
on Kegel exercises
for the economy.'
Meanwhile,
the Treasurer’s in the back room
with the big strap-on labelled
'Future Fund'
going hammer and tong.
Australia’s not getting fucked
by the government.
We’re getting colonised
- deep, structural, no-lube,
'you-voted-for-this' style.
The kind where you wake up
the next day, look in the mirror,
and your asshole is waving at you
like a windsock in a Category 5 cyclone.
'G’day mate, she’s a big one today!'
And the worst part is that the opposition
is just the same sodom act
with different coloured branding.
One side wants to tear you
left-to-right,
the other
right-to-left.
Both promise
'gentler handling this time.'
Both deliver the same gaping void
where your future used to be.
The government isn’t just
the ultimate anal tear -
they’re the serial offender
with diplomatic immunity.
Every election they campaign on
'gentle reform' and
'listening to the people,'
then spend three years
doing unspeakable things
to your back passage
while calling it 'nation building.'
Housing crisis...
Fisting supply while lubing demand
with migration superchargers.
Your rent is now a forearm.
Cost of living...
Not inflation - it’s expansion play.
Every grocery shop feels like
you’re getting railed by a trolley
full of $9 eggplants
and $12 Lebanese cucumbers.
Woke bureaucracy...
Endless foreplay that never delivers.
Hours of performative lube
(consultations, reviews,
'listening tours')
before they still go in dry
on your freedoms.
The media...
Just the enthusiastic cameraman
cucked and unloading
in the corner yelling 'Harder, Daddy!'
while filming it for the 6 o’clock news.
Australia’s official safe word...
'Election' or 'Double dissolution.'
They hear it,
pause for five minutes,
change positions,
and keep right on going.
So next time some poor bastard
on X posts casualty photos
from his latest bedroom experiment,
just reply:
'Amateur!
- Try living under Canberra
for a few years.
That’s real prolapse, son.'
Stay lubed, Australia.
Or don’t.
The government
clearly prefers it raw.
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@stevoB59@SenstiveHearts Well he would know about anal tearing and he fits well with the Nazi regime !
The only thin Albo’s missing is his straight arm salute, that’ll probably come next though, after he’s completely destroyed Australia & handed it over to the Islam !
𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗡 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗧. 𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗦𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗔𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗦.
Sky News host Caleb Bond discusses Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dismissing criticism of Labor’s tax reforms.
“It’s pretty bold of the Prime Minister, I have to say, to try and claim that it’s all been a misinformation campaign around the budget,” Mr Bond said.
“Is he living on a different planet to the rest of us?”
𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗡 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗧. 𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗦𝗠 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗔𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗦.
Sky News host Caleb Bond discusses Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dismissing criticism of Labor’s tax reforms.
“It’s pretty bold of the Prime Minister, I have to say, to try and claim that it’s all been a misinformation campaign around the budget,” Mr Bond said.
“Is he living on a different planet to the rest of us?”
Invader has been charged with murder following the discovery of the body of a 2 year old girl at an address in Chertsey on Thursday.
Kevin Kerjean, 31, who has a French passport but was born in the Central African Republic, was also charged earlier today with rape of the baby!
Officers were called to an address in Pyrcroft Road around 5.40pm on Thursday (25 June), following reports of a concern for safety.
On arrival, the toddler was sadly found dead inside the property!
Invader has been charged with murder following the discovery of the body of a 2 year old girl at an address in Chertsey on Thursday.
Kevin Kerjean, 31, who has a French passport but was born in the Central African Republic, was also charged earlier today with rape of the baby!
Officers were called to an address in Pyrcroft Road around 5.40pm on Thursday (25 June), following reports of a concern for safety.
On arrival, the toddler was sadly found dead inside the property!
@gigabaseddd@SenstiveHearts@AlboMP Listen to his absolute drivel and Ch7 is just a woke lefty Communist shill, following the UN/WEF NWO party line, or else.
Read the Room @AlboMP
You can’t keep blaming memes and social media for how despised you are.
Your budget’s a disgrace! Squeezing every last cent out of Aussies while you flood the country with mass migration that’s wrecking housing, wages and everything else.
You won’t call out the genocide even though the UN has.
You’ve failed on cost of living, energy, and basic leadership.
You’re just a shit Prime Minister, completely out of touch.
Stop crying about the internet, mate. Look in the mirror - this mess is all yours 🫵🏼
@pcet2022@Amunous@2worldsPodcast What codswallop and contrived lies.
Job providers have no choice but to peddle jobs to “migrants” & or invaders , more often than not,deeming “white Australians” as unsuitable .
Otherwise funding suddenly dries up.
Leftist Communist Albo policy.
Stop bringing them in.