Kevin Kilgarriff

Dad. Husband. Indie Author of BROKEN PLEDGES available now. #writingcommunity #IndieAuthor

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"Overall, Broken Pledges is a quick, engaging and exciting read, one that I fully recommend to fans of straight-forward mystery novels." - Benjamin X. Wretlind

Grab your copy of Broken Pledges today!

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@AGirlInPhilly Especially when we all know that MSG is a ruse and this is what we can really expect.

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Prepping to shovel snow… it’s not going well. #Snow #winterstorm #WINTER

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One Robert Duvall character that I haven’t seen people talking about…Max Mercy in The Natural. In a movie chocked with amazing actors, he plays the understated bad guy so well. https://t.co/yvShdseZ5f

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Just going to assume that my short stopped getting views because #YouTubeDOWN and that it’s not YouTube judging me for being a fat slob. I’m trying my best, YouTube! I’m trying!

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The moment that people finally stop trying to replicate Lane Myer’s accomplishment of defeating Roy Stalin on the K-12 while skiing on one ski is the moment that we’ll stop seeing senseless injuries like we did with Lindsey Vonn today.

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How may degrees is it outside right now???

#cold #SaturdayMorning

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@mor100 “Um… excuse me! I’m TRYING to rest here!” - Genghis Kahn

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I set out to write a song made of only movie quotes. I only had to use one movie. Surely you know the one I picked. And…

…Don't Call Me Shirley

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#Airplane #songwriting

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If the Buffalo Bills were a movie, they would be “Bridesmaids”. But their loss against the Broncos marks 21 playoff appearances without a SB win. We could be six seasons away from it being “27 Dresses”.

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My honest and final thoughts on the Eagles loss to the 49ers.

#NFLPlayoffs #Eagles #Eagles49ers

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From this point forward, 20 Yards short will be known as “one Patullo”.

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I think this is a song that we can all relate to. This is called…

“Overconfidence (The Booger Song)”

#SaturdayMood #comedyvideos #originalmusic

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First day back from PTO and finding that Work Brain is live, but has yet to fully propagate across all servers. So PTO Brain is still live in some instances.

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Exposing truth about battery prices…

#TikTok #dadjokes

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Weighed myself today and lost half a pound. Starting the year off on the right foot. Maybe next week I’ll also put my left foot on the scale and see what I weigh then.

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Here is your #TaylorSwift Swift ear worm for the next time you need to get cash from the ATM.

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If #KateBush were to take advantage of her #StrangerThings resurgence and land some product endorsements…

#runningupthathill

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I asked Alexa to add @TroegsBeer Mad Elf to the shopping list and instead she added “Man Health”, and now I have to go get a prostate exam.

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The fire department and cops showed up to school specifically for him. “Time to learn about fractions, Flick!”

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The funniest thing about A Christmas Story is that Flick gets his tongue frozen to a metal pole, but instead of calling his parents and sending him home, they just wrap up his tongue in gauze and send him back to class.