I regret to announce that I have not sold a million copies of my books so far this month.
I hope this doesn’t damage my author brand.
God, I hate the word brand.
@JesseBWatters Unlike your dear leader, he’d never waste the country’s money on vanity projects or a war that cost billions and thousands of lives. I don’t know how you sleep at night, you must have no conscience.
West coast of Scotland weather app notifications...
Rain about to stop
Rain about to start
Rain about to stop
Rain about to start
How about ringing the changes with a sunshine alert?
Today I told the dental hygienist her treatment felt like a luxury spa treatment compared to the agony of stubbing my toe last week.
Are toes directly wired to the gates of hell?
Still hobbling, which is apparently called hirpling here in Scotland.