Kevin Youkillis

“Billy, that is Kevin Youkillis. That is the Greek god of walks”. Lover of Nordeast beer. Divorced thrice, but still looking for the one. Love the long ball.

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@14yardLine Pretty down about it but Phil usually knows best. I really want winter to be done tho.

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

I didn’t think that dumbass Rudy could look any more goofy and then he went and shaved his head

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

Today I learned my office floor has a slight right to left break but not until about halfway to the paper coffee cup taped to the floor

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

I am the fucking bee unabomber. When bee’s hear about me, they don’t just run they sell their fucking house. Feel like I should be walking around with a black robe on when I see a bee. Top 3 bee killer in the game and it’s not 2 or 3.

[Coach Jason Brown @TheRealCoach_JB]

Bitch went from Taylor Swift to Pete Carroll 😂

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@Sidthekidrice I also went thru the same thing, expect the 15 year old kid hitting called me a pussy after. Punched him out on a wild pitch the next pitch. Was also my retirement following that game.

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@barstoolsports @joemauersdad

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

Cha cha slide at 7:33am inside Walmart definitely plays today

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@14yardLine Lotta cheap tickets in September this year!

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

I would love to here @14yardLine’s thoughts on the recent twins trade deadline moves.

[Unreal Minnesota Sports Fan @mossednsauced]

@Twins

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@14yardLine My gripe is man I get it, we’re like 12 games back but you have like 80 games left. Why are we selling everything? I don’t think that Rocco is to be without blame either. A lot of dipshit decisions late that have lost us games. But new ownership is needed in the worst way.

[Sidney Rice @Sidthekidrice]

I want my money back @RussoHockey

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

Kody Clemens. Rockets son. Keep that name in mind.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a sexual thing or is it more like brushing your teeth?

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@FatPatCelly @JustinRost420 @Princehasdied Cube treating you well pat?

[Kevin Youkillis @KevinYoukillis]

@FatPatCelly @JustinRost420 @Johnnykuhn33 @joemauersdad Treating this like game 7.