Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account

Parody account of Kevin Foster- possibly the worst MP Torbay ever knew.
Ex Secretary of State for Sausage Rolls.
Seeking work in the savoury slice industry.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DID IT🍾🍾🍾

What’s the going rate on the doll these days chaps? Off to sign on tomorrow and get a bargain bucket for breakfast. Bliss.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Lib Dem GAIN Torbay from Conservatives

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@PhilMyers53 icles

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@damian_from Yeah boys Corbyn who wanted to get rid of our nuclear deterrent and drop our pants ready for Putin. What a grand job he would have done 🙄

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@PippaCrerar Surprised he’s able to talk with Putin’s dick in his mouth.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @realkosiris @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Child abuse, crime, violence etc is not a problem carried out exclusively by non white people, or non-British people. Shutting our borders won’t make it go away.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @realkosiris @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 True, we want our kids getting abused by pearly white Union Jack wearing adults just like the good old days in Boy scouts. Rule Britannia 🇬🇧

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 My point is, we spend 99% of our time agonising over a problem which fixes about 1% of our financial hole.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 So we’ve banned anyone who doesn’t look like Taylor Swift from entering the UK, we have our Storm Troopers officers lining the beaches to laser beam any inflatable boats on-sight.
We’ve saved that 6 billion quid.
Where is the next 250+ billion coming from?

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Again. You aren’t listening.
I give you full permission to ban the migration of anyone whose cheeks are not rosey pink and whose hair isn’t aryan blonde.
It will not fix the state our country is in. We won’t be richer. We will still have crime, poor healthcare and infrastructure

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Focusing on the 1% of our problems is ignoring 99% of the rest. I’m not disagreeing, by all means let’s control migration, but let’s not expect that is going to change anything for the fortunes of our nation or the downward trajectory we’re in.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Yeah, absolutely it has- and poverty, lack of education, deprivation, has lead to British, whiter than Daz white people harming the welfare of many, many more children and little girls and boys. Crime isn’t exclusive to Albanian or Pakistani migrants mate good grief.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 It’s not pennies- I’m all for getting that number smaller, sure- but it isn’t some magic bullet it’s made out to be. Our economy will not magically flourish from 6 billion. We spent more than that on unusable PPE. It’s a saving, yeah- but not going to bring us riches as a nation

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 The issue with governments like Trump/Musk, is that once the people realise that blaming minorities isn’t actually fixing all their problems or putting food on their tables, dictators do not go quietly when the public want to elect a new leader or government. They control.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 UK Asylum costs per year: 6 billion
UK NHS cost per year: 192 billion
Social security: 220 billion
Education: 100 billion

So sure, let’s cut down immigration- but it isn’t going to magically fix the country. Who shall we blame next?

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Actually, child like arguments are using emotive terms like “rape and kill” and “unchecked immigration” when it’s such a tiny, tiny reason for why the UK is so fucked. Make immigration absolutely 0- close all the borders, we’ll still have 99% of our problems

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@drhicksbakers @Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Pointing the finger at the immigrant taking a quarter of our rye biscuit, whilst themselves feasting on lobster and fillet steak every night. They don’t want to fix our problems. They want to use our anger to gain yet more power and control they couldn’t buy otherwise.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

@Sean_Brooker @Zero_4 Trump and Musk are billionaires. They are even more gilded elite than Fry could ever achieve.
Johnson is a multi millionaire. Farage is a multi millionaire. Dressing up in a Del Boy coat and getting photographed with a pint of bitter doesn’t change that- they don’t work for us.

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

Going to a children’s cancer ward tomorrow to take some selfies cuddling them. #KevCares
#Photo-op

[Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account @Kevin___foster]

How many selfies outside of Torbay public buildings do I have to take until I get to be MP again?

[Dennis @D3nnis__3]

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter