Kevv

"It is never too late to be what you might have been" -GE

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

8 hrs at work go by quick when you call off 😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[she called me the bat from ferngully™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

When a woman asks me for money

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

There’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs & dinner parties is the new club scene & high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, & terrible DJs still playing Dreams & Nightmares.

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

be weird. be random. be who you are

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

How I’m sleeping tonight knowing the Thunder not winning back to back championships

[𝒩 🌺 @670NENI_]

Missionary & feet in mouth combo >>>>

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[WICK @1wickedwick]

i like fly shit and privacy

[Werkin @StayWerkin]

King68 says some women don’t want you to be your best self because they’re scared you’ll realize your potential and leave them for something better 🤔👀

“She wants to keep you fat and fed… keep you in the house… Be careful of women like that”

[nobi @0xnobi]

do you remember when the tv looked like this

[Elias @fcb_elias1]

I’ll cancel outside for a day like this ANYTIME

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

i’m a grown man, i am not chasing a woman. i pursue women who make it clear the interest is mutual. chasing way too close to begging & that’s just not in my bag.

[47 @47dbv]

Kinda clingy partner i need

[alexei @alexeixbt]

men only have 4 ways out of depression: