Kevin Webster

Love rat, no lipped, cat lover.. I am not Micheal Le Vel, I am Kevin Webster (parody)

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Woah! Ive just been offered the part of a lesbian prison guard in neighbours #don'task

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

I've just been offered the part of marty mcfly in back to the future 4! Following martys bottle with alcoholisim in his 50's #notapeado

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@JonnyAllwood have u been a naughty boy? They tried to send me on a peado awareness course #notapeado

[Jonny Allwood @JonnyAllwood]

@Kevweb50 I always knew you were innocent kev #youcangetstuckintosallyagain #saveherfromtim #greasytool

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Well hello there folks, just taking my pet falcon on a site seeing tour of the set of eastenders, #falcondaysout #notapeado

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Have you ever sung a note of such power and intensity that it has freed a sibling from the pain of arthritis? #askBarryGarlow

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Guess whos back, back again, guess whos back, tell a friend. Guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back #notapeado #celebratingviarap

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

JUST IN : latest available cat names : Gary Chapati : Ken Turmoil : Max Panscourer : Pat Twat

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

New cat names now available : Len Murder : Dave Bowl : Barbara Lighthouse

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Awake with a face like the ghost of an abandoned kebab..like a born again walnut.. like Mr Kiplings trouser omelettes etc

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Well well well @justinbieber is spitting on his fans,, why couldn't he of set his self on fire and jumped off the balcony on the twats

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@BiebsTroop what about the fact hes a complete selfish cunt?

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@S_chloeee pipe down!

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Just watching my cat wanting to swap brains with it, #kevthecat

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@oliviaawarbs i dunno why are u a dick?

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Today I remember one of the greatest leaders ever #garyglitter #leaderofthegang

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

Today I bow my head and remember all the good one of our greatest prime minister's ever #johnmajor

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@beccabieber1994 awwwwwwwww

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@hotpatooties is he the ugly one?

[Kevin Webster @Kevweb50]

@piersmorgan what kinda battle? Naked with spear's