Kevin Kimamo

Live long and prosper \\//_

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

Spain are putting belt to ass here. France can't do anything to them

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

another game another 2-0 lead thrown away by an African team.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

Egypt WTF are you doing? Infantino will not like that 🤣🤣🤣

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

good lord i forgot he was Belgium head coach

[Kimani @254kevv]

Roberto Martinez Wasted Belgium Golden generation and now has wasted a Portugal golden generation.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

that was a laughable pelanty shootout but Morocco deserved to progress.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

World cup match at 4 am??? I ain't mad at it

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

live by the set piece, die by the set piece Arsenal. Stopped playing after the 5th minute and this is what happens

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

PSG. Well deserved.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

I'm assuming the entertainment is video games or cocaine

[GISTE @ggiste]

I work in Westlands Nairobi. My current net salary is Ksh 165,000. I have been working for 8 years and honestly, I don't see anything I have done. I only managed to buy a car.

Here are my expenses:
Rent:Ksh 65,000
Fuel:Ksh 30,000
Wi-fi:Ksh 6,200
Water+electricity:Ksh 5,000
Shopping + food":Ksh 30,000
Entertainment:Ksh10,000
Others:Ksh10,000
total:Ksh150,000 to Ksh180,000

I rarely remain with anything to save.

I want to start saving at least Ksh 40,000 monthly. I am getting old, currently at 39. Nearly all my friends have build their homes and married. Which adjustments should I make to my salary?

From Kiptoo

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

once you realize they don't think of the common people as humans you will be much better in life.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!
Sesko - 11 goals in the league so far
Cunha - 10 goals in the league so far
Mbuemo - 10 goals in the league so far.
Fantastic work from new signings.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

Mbuemo.....you cannot be serious

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

WTF is Malawi up to?

[Kenya Data & Stats @Stats_Kenya]

Kenya now has the 7th highest petrol prices in Africa following Epra's recent review. Here's what other countries are paying for fuel in KES.

1 Malawi Ksh 494.94
2 Reunion 300.4
3 Zimbabwe 268.63
4 Rwanda 259.54
5 Central African Republic 242.26
6 Sierra Leone 229.7
7 Kenya 214.25
8 Senegal 213.51
9 Seychelles 210.77
10 Tanzania 205
11 South Africa 204.85
12 Morocco 203.55
13 Ivory Coast 203.07
14 Mali 203.07
15 Lesotho 202.11
16 Burkina Faso 197.26
17 Swaziland 197.08
18 Botswana 196.36
19 Cameroon 194.19
20 Cabo Verde 192.99
21 Zambia 186.27
22 Ghana 180.24
23 Uganda 180.21
24 Mauritius 177.73
25 Guinea 176.51
26 Burundi 173.65
27 Namibia 172.3
28 Mozambique 168.9
29 Benin 168.26
30 Togo 157.81
31 Madagascar 157.76
32 Liberia 147.38
33 Ethiopia 137.79
34 Gabon 137.55
35 Democratic Republic of the Congo 136.58
36 Nigeria 120.75
37 Niger 115.81
38 Tunisia 113.54
39 Sudan 90.4
40 Egypt 58.59
41 Algeria 45.85
42 Angola 42.21
43 Libya 3.06

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

stupid bastards damn near threw the game away.
Balondorgu back is fantastic news.
3 points GGMU

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

magnificent self sabotage from Man Utd

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

Amad you dumb bitch.

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

we are IMF's bitches

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

Mother of Moses. I expected a spike but 29 and 40? That is proper criminal.

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Quite a loaded release on Kenya's April 15th through May 14th pump price cycle:

1. Super Petrol increases by Kes 28.69/litre to Kes 206.97
2. Diesel increases by Kes 40.30/litre to Kes 206.84
3. Price of Kerosene remains unchanged
4. Value Added Tax on Super Petrol, Kerosene & Diesel have been reduced to 13.0% from 16.0%
5. GOK plans to use Kes 6.2 billion worth of Petroleum Development Levy to smoothen out the prices

[Kevin Kimamo @KevyKillswitch]

I suspect these oil dealers wanted Kenyans to react a certain way to the news of stock issues but Kenyans decided they give zero shits.

[June 25th @Jasiri_Sierra]

Oil marketers need to understand that EPRA was designed precisely for situations like this. You have enjoyed the good margins and price fixing for a long time but on the one event that literally justifies EPRAs existence munataka kubeba watu mateka? Funny!