The Key To The Situation

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[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

They will set fire to your paradise.

You allow it.

NO MORE.

[Azuren — NO DISC 💿 NO BUY @AzurenTheGamer]

Having second thoughts yet, @Sony?

#NoDiscNoBuy

[Richard Meyer @RichardMeyerDC]

China consumed more coal in the last four years (2022–2025) than the entire world consumed throughout the 19th century.

[Mandy Driesten @Mennepen86]

@LBleuBlancRouge English subtitles

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

So... This tweet doesn't have a community note. It appears to be true.

That's interesting, isn't it?

Because... shouldn't this person be arrested? Isn't calling for jihad a little bit worse than my tweet saying that trans activists smell, for which I was arrested at Heathrow Airport?

Sorry, shouldn't he actually be deported? Lest he radicalise the UK's prison population?

Why is this person in the country?

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Mohamed Abotaka, a 36-year-old Syrian migrant, has been charged with murder after a body was found in a wheelie bin.

We don’t need a PM who wants to be liked by everyone by going on Googlebox, we need a PM who has a plan to keep its citizens safe. https://t.co/T5CyToGNAh

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

French police finally free

🙈

[#Marcher @MarcherReborn]

She knows….

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

Meanwhile, they're arresting children for putting bunny ears on a politician's photo.

[Nick, 30 @an0n_Nic]

FT comments never miss.

I don’t think I’ve read such a rational analysis of the situation we’re in for a long time.

[arctotherium @arctotherium42]

Thread with excerpts from "The Collapse of British Power" (1972).

[SK @SteCK1878]

man: Ok babe. Drop me off here and you can drive the car home. The car’s new so be careful.
Woman: Ok. Love you. See you later. 😂😂

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel, or a whore — not, I think, in a Prime Minister...”

[Æthelstan @TheHauskarl]

The mixed apostrophes. The tone of a lover spurned. The way it sounds authoritative and wounded at the same time while succeeding at neither.

Oh, my god. It even has a Community Note.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I've created a progress tracking App that let's you know what percentage of Palestine you have freed so far, by calling people C*nts on the internet and pretending to like Knee Cap.

[Trea Turner Apologist @paoopalooza]

Adóptalo, casi no va a crecer 🤗

[Sérena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

"we should charge people by the hour for the games they pla-"

[Presuming Ed @JamesOldham]

Happy Friday to all Men of A Certain Age. 👍

[sophie @netcapgirl]

trying to tell offline friends that the internet apocalypse is happening rn

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

There's something dark and tragic about Piddington's polite rebellion against a system that cares not one iota about their well-being.

They tried to express that women and girls won't feel safe, but they didn't want to be racist, so they just said all men are the problem, scuttling their own argument.

Then they tried their cutesy Count Binhead referendum to performatively become independent, and the government said ''Nice, we're housing them anyway,''

Their latest scheme, in recognition of their true status, is to pull the old NIMBY trick of pulling a rare newt or bat out of the hat whose habitat must be protected.

It always appeals to the moral core of a regime that has none, at least not if you're a native.

The 'hey, wait, we're the good guys' then the nod 'we know', and the axe drops anyway.