The Keybohner Crier

News for the Thinking Binary Gentleman. Speaking Fiction to Power.
Supplier in the Meme Wars.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@CantaloupeNews He’s a Razzie finalist

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@amuse I think there are more Rittenhouses now.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@Alphafox78 Kamala likes Doritos

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@LibertyCappy There is always the hosts of the view.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@LibertyCappy We were always looking for this guy named Charlie.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

🛎️HEAR YE! HEAR YE!🛎️
MAGA Magician: Trump and Vance to get own Magic the Gathering set in honor of win.
https://t.co/PRdmOcrsMY
#MAGA #MTG

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@LibertyCappy They don’t choose you

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@TheQuartering Why is he trying to sell me on this?

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@GavinNewsom What do you hold dear? Homeless crapping in the streets? Where’s the money Gavin?

[Genesius Times @Genesius_Times]

@TimRunsHisMouth Their way out:

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@flapprdotnet @X It is the crème de la crème

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@Rothmus Definitely not sorry

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@GPrime85 Crazy eyes are cured with the o face.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@scrowder @KamalaHarris We barely knew thee.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@joebldenpress Do you have room for the cats?

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@BreannaMorello You also seem to be the more empowered then Joy.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@TPostMillennial You can tell by the way she talks that she works for baby Castro.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@TPostMillennial Complaining and fighting are two different things.

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@AntiWokeMemes The White House should unburdened of it

[The Keybohner Crier @KeybohnersLab]

@TheBabylonBee Careful, dems will not bow to a ranger from the north.