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I beat statistics when I graduated college after having a baby at 17. Now my 6 year old got to tell her abuelitos that mom is moving to Tulsa to become a doctor.
So my cousin and his wife got an email from their sons teacher. He didn’t do his hw so she asked him to write a paper saying why he didn’t do his hw and this is what she got...😂🤦🏼♀️
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I think it’s funny when people say “well if there’s a fire, it’s okay, you’re a firefighter” like, I don’t carry an extinguisher all the time. You expect me to put it out with my hopes and dreams or what.
As some know my dad is mentally and physically handicapped and so especially now that he’s older he’s unable to work or earn an income but he’s been saving his pocket change for the past month for some reason and I thought nothing of it til I came home from work to this today❤️
I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them
⚪️Sam
⚪️Sam I am
🔘Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch,Ron
Our harden, who art in Houston
Hallowed be thy step back.
Thy three pointers come, thy buckets be made at the rim as it is from deep. Give us this day our daily win, and forgive us our turnovers as we forgive those who turnover against us.
I know it's Texas I ain't even gotta look. Everything that look amazing on here come from texas. Women. Food. Real estate. Dat shit the promise land smh https://t.co/AbMfBoKREC