amanda

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What if the pilot said:
*walkie talkie sound*
*aggressive deep breath*
Let’s go girls

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were they in cahoots?

[Pop Brains @popbrains]

James Charles teases new single ‘BRING ME WATER’

Available June 28th

[amanda @___mands____]

because 7 ate

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an edit to that joke:

why is 6 gagged by 7

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I got that bird in me

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@naomi__AO I was just gonna text you about this

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asked my guy friend what position Travis Kelce plays and he said missionary

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Saying hi to neighbor in hallway of apartment complex: hi roomie :)

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Vegan barbecue is yee-gan

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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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@naomi__AO hi can I have a tuna sandwich?

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When the door dasher needed to take a pic for delivery so you hold out the food trying to not be in the picture and then

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inappropriate to turn to the other person in the urgent care waiting room and say hey what are u in for ?

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Rihanna I love you

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@em_leclerc Thank you for understanding 🤝

[amanda @___mands____]

lately I’ve been dipping my toes back in the emoji game and finding absolute gems that capture the exact tone I’m going for in a text so all I’m saying is don’t fucking come for me when I start using emojis like your parents do alright?👍

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@naomi__AO @JVande_19 If you aren’t the one whose slated to drink the milk of life once this is all over, then what are we even doing this for

[amanda @___mands____]

@JVande_19 and who drinks the milk when we are all gone

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sorry for bringing your parents into this

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Waitress said good morning I said good how are you