JM Keyrose

Through all the lying days of my youth, I swayed my leaves and flowers in the sun. WBY

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

If the Laredo JCPENNEY closes, then I'm going to go clear out their Haggar dress slacks rack.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

I don't drink coffee from the small opening on the lid because the barista's dirty paw pressed down on it. I take the lid off and drink from the cup.

Fun fact

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

Most recent text:

Talarico HQ: Politico just reported Ken Paxton spent $20 million on "one of the largest-ever single media investments in a Texas Senate race."

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

Intrigued now

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Michael Douglas reflected on his 2010 oral cancer diagnosis, revealing that he was ‘surprised’ by how some of his friends reacted to the news. https://t.co/TgATAW8wA3

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

@CherylR8386 @dabignalga13 Electrical is what I shy from. Good to have some skills.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

That's the good thing about terrestrial radio: the ads stay in their lane.

[Vintage Rock N’ Roll 🎸 @RockNRoLL_85]

Nothing annoys me more than an incoming call when the best part of the song is on!

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

@januarysix Ya valió

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

I'm tweeting from one right now

[JB Styles @JBStyles23]

Have you ever owned a VCR?

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

@CherylR8386 He's complaining about the debt that this administration has racked up; he complains about Flock cameras and data centers.
I'll see if I can find the post.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

Ted Nugent has had enough.
Who woulda thunk?

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

@R_Mo210 @Chicanatravels A friend is named Benito (Ben). He started a new job today.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

@LucifersTweetz Dreadful regards

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

The HEB brand throat spray section is wiped out 😷🤒🤧

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

Now I'm getting texts about agenda items for city council meetings.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

The latest text message shows that Gina Hinojosa is ahead of hot wheels Greg by four points.
Whatever.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

30 days until the midterms.

Early voting starts in 15 days.

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

Only 742 days left until the fat fuck is gone.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

Texts asking for money, calls to take part in polls, and the same political TV ads (for or against) every two minutes!

[jen-n-juice 🍾🥂 @m_jeniagd]

Everyone else get a bazillion political texts lately?

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

s.h.i.e.l.d. has held strong, keeping the rain away

[Richard Heatwave Berler @HeatwaveKGNS]

Friday 7:45 pm: Showers are nearing the Zapata area. Showers in Webb County so far are not advancing beyond southeastern Webb County, will watch.

[Richard Heatwave Berler @HeatwaveKGNS]

Thursday 9:45 pm: Rain beginning to edge north, now into Zapata.

[JM Keyrose @KeyroseLAR]

Pittsburgh not having a good game