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Conservalibertarian. Politically homeless, my dislike of the R's only outweighed by my antipathy for the D's. Pro-Israel. Pro-49ers. Pronouns: Dr. and Sir

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I married this woman decades ago because she was smart, beautiful, kind, funny, and had a lot of attitude. If I'd know how well she could handle a chain saw, well, I would've married her even sooner.

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@Soaringeagle45 On skates that required a "key" to tighten them into a snug fit.

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@just_mindy "The rest of us" know that we're flying when we're on an airplane. Biden doesn't have a clue.

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@SvenTystnad @maggiewestrum I remember watching it when it first came out. One of the first TV shows that from the get-go was only to run for only one season. That last episode was riveting. I think of it every time I hear "All You Need is Love".
It's on Prime now.

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@BrentAWilliams2

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@IzaBooboo @mark_my_words Wait until we see what he says on Megyn Kelly’s podcast today. My guess is that he wants to capture the Woke Right lane.

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@MikeBales But that does go both ways, right? Same criticism applies to the folks who love the agreement without knowing any details.

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@EWErickson Except the stakes are higher.

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Apparently the ‘most liked’ comments didn’t exactly go the way the Times would’ve liked.

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From @TheAthletic: On Pride Night, which was supposed to be dedicated to support and belonging, several San Francisco Giants players chose a different focus, writing Bible verses on their caps. https://t.co/qG1G1YKk4J

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@Justine_Brooke Didn’t think I could like any more than I already did, and then you post this.

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@Soaringeagle45 Never trust a person who doesn't like dogs, but always trust a dog when they don't like a person.

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@DefiyantlyFree He is truly a fucking loser.

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@varadmehta Lost me as a follower with this one. The folks who support every single thing that Trump does are as demented as those who object to everything he does.
And P.S. I haven't voted for a Dem in decades.

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@PATRIOT2117 The pastor's parrot replies, "Damn straight we will. What the hell do you think I've been praying for all this time?" 2/2

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@PATRIOT2117 That same woman tells her pastor about her problem parrot. He tells her, "Well, my parrot prays all day. Bring yours over and she'll teach him good manners".
They put the parrots together, and cover the cage. Her parrot, "Hey baby, how about you and me shacking up?"
1/2

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@thewaynebreezie Nick Martin 😁

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@MikeBales That said, I think Selena Gomez sleeping with Justin Bieber was evidence that Mexican-Americans are willing to do some of those dirty jobs that native Americans simply won’t.

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@TigayBarry So well-put, Barry. The ignorance out there regarding the history of the region is staggering.

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@MikeBales You blew the joke. He sells them as yarmulkes with chin straps.

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@PJMedia_com Brilliant article.

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@MikeBales You post a lot of funny shit. Thanks.