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pull up. work harder. triumph

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@kenwheeler Breakfast of champions is 🚬 and ☕

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@Mrsinha 1GBP=126INR, you know what they say jaani jinke Ghar sheeshe ke hote hai voh doosro per patthar nahi maarte. Jaake shave Karwa le

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@hellonehha Dekh Raha hai na Vinod, yeh madam kaise ainaa dikha Rahi hai

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@kenwheeler Did they rob from your contactless cards? Otherwise they're totally pussies

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@Fintech03 Kya Yaar primal kidhar Gaya tera dost USA ya UK? Kuch bhi bol dega kya Tu parimal, Gujarati hai kya Tu Ka Manipuri hai Tu parimal? USA UK same thing thing bc

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@siddharthkp It depends on the quality, tbh. I've seen senior engineers deliver in a quarter what would previously have taken years. That's brilliant for companies trying to achieve product parity with competitors. Many companies are now streamlining their AI-assisted development processes.

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@kenwheeler He wasn't butt naked, however i can get you alien goop if you like.

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@iamankitpande Literally that's what everybody does, every employee in the corporate world does that. But because house help is cheap, they're not bound to contracts like the corporate world is. So theres no concept of notice period

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@TejasKumar_ sanitiSer

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@hellonehha Chatees pound Ka hai

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@hellonehha When life gives you lemons you make shikhanji ice lollies

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@hellonehha You can beat the heat by making orange ice lollies at home

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@thekitze @ReactSummit Emdashes will never go away I guess

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@VidyanathR @Mrsinha You can adore other customs but to abandon yours because the other one is cool is disrespectful to your own culture. Don't be a fucking fool. Don't bring this hypothetical shit like this was agreed and all that

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@Caroline_Benn @jmhorp Constituent countries, yes, in the way four kids in a trench coat are a 'constituent' adult. Still one trip to the post office, still the same King looking back at you

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@siddharthkp @hellonehha Bhaiyaa udhar voh keel pe thoda aur hathoda maarna

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@hellonehha Let go of ice-cream, we barely get summer

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@jarredsumner You can put me in but I'll charge like £20 an hour or something