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[. @utdcynical]

The internet is a cruel place…😭

[Eddie™️ @lfc_eddie_]

Where were you when these incidents happened in your favour, Mikel? 🤡

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

This is why everyone hates your club

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

I warned you all on the opening day about PGMOL.

[Key @KeyyySW]

@OpTic Shotzzy and Huke just giving lives constantly away on SnD - just throwing themselves at the enemy

[BellCowVonte @BellCowVonte]

@OpTic Why do these guys play so far away from each other every search

[Hammers HQ ⚒️ @Hammers_HQ]

Wonder why Pablo couldn't get his arm higher?... Gabriel was yanking his shirt 👀

[Mal @UtdMaI]

🚨Oliver Glasner just delivered one of the coldest press conference responses of the season

Reporter asked him about the title race and whether Palace could influence it…

Glasner replied:

“I checked my pay slips… I didn’t get any money from Arsenal or City.”

Then he finished with THIS:

“Our influence in the title race is definitely less than VAR.”

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Hilarious.

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Peter Schmeichel talking sense. 🗣️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arsenal are the Israel of football. Rob first, cry victim later.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Jarrod Bowen….

WELL F*CKING SAID.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Arsenal fouling the goalkeepers comp. PGMOL have some shame

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

This was given as a goal this season btw.

Shock.

#AVFC

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

OKAY ✅ NOT OKAY ⛔️

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

🗣️ Former PGMOL referee Mike Dean on Bruno being struck in the face:

“There’s NOT a lot of force in it, but I don’t understand why the player would run back and put his arm in and just put himself at risk.

“I’m not sure what’s happening — they’ve obviously had a look at it; they’re not doing anything, they’ve just had a chat with Fernandes and check complete. You run the risk with VAR; that could have gone either way.”

Merson: “They didn’t even book him, Mike.”

Dean: “Well, it’s May, isn’t it?”

Lead presenter Simon Thomas: “What? It might be May for you, but the referee’s still got a job to do, hasn’t he?”

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