Who Kez?

Smells like teen spirit

[prance @bocxtop]

flew 6 hrs back home just to hear nonstop about my cousin’s medical residency, well i have a lot of friends online but did i bring it up? no i’m humble

[Shannon Miller @ShannonL_Miller]

Me watching literally anyone I like succeed.

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

I'm #22

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

😂😂

[Taylor'd @VinnnyN]

This girl double messaged me asking me if I'm okay ,because she can't see my status and picture and that I can talk to her..now I just feel like a poes because she's not saved as a contact

[Marthe de Ferrer @MarthedeFerrer]

I adore @lizzo with all my heart.

This is dead on.

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

how to lose a day

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch

[Curtis @ckimberlinjr]

“How’s quarantining going?”

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I’m ONE clothing purchase away from being happy I bet

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

ffs

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Guy at the gym just made me stop my workout and take off my headphones so he could tell me I look great, and then when I said “Oh. I know, *he* was annoyed.

[Tiisetso 🇿🇦 💜 @delemancho]

Matric Student : 819331610001

it's not looking good man

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

Had a strange dream last night. I don't remember much, but I do remember someone complementing me on my super soft elbows.

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

"Are you asleep still? Shame man you look tired this morning. Didn't you sleep well?"
Actually Karen I got a solid 8 hours last night and felt like I looked pretty great this morning until you said that...

[Karisa Maxwell McKee @KarisaMaxwell]

My six-month-old puppy learned how to walk down the stairs by watching her brother.

Her brother only has three legs.

This is the end result 😂

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

Today I had a student 'mistakingly' throw a pen to the back of my head so hard that it actually bled a little. How's your day going?

[NetflixSA @NetflixSA]

So the official language of hell is....Afrikaans 😂? Thanks @LesleyAnnBrandt #Lucifer🇿🇦

[Who Kez? @KezMBolton]

I'm a cancer and that's why I don't want to be your friend.

[nicolafoti.bsky.social @soundlyawake]

I’m a [astrological sign] and that’s why I [predictive text].

[G-$tackz @Gershforthewin]

My coworkers always have a lot to say when I spend my money on nice things. Maybe if they stopped having kids and giving their money to the church they could also afford to do nice things

[Rosie Tapping @rosieoutlook]

*gets into bed, takes book off bedside table and puts on lap. looks at phone for 25 minutes. puts book back on bedside table. goes to sleep*