Hometown Skeptic at Law

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

Grandma: So, Engineer, what do you do?

Engineer: I’m sorry?

G: What do you do to justify your existence?

Grandma coming in for the kill this Thanksgiving.

#HappyHolidays

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

We’ve defeated him before. We’ll defeat him again.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[Lauren @Laurparkerr]

Me waiting in the paused Taylor Swift Ticketmaster queue for OVER AN HOUR:

[Chris Horkins @chorkins]

Taylor Swift #Midnights lyrics for use in litigation, a thread.

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

@Smarlowe13 @erics_escapades Just like him!

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

🚨THE APPLICATION FOR STUDENT DEBT RELIEF IS LIVE!
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
https://t.co/w0a2wTco5c

[megan @meganwangart]

matching sweaters!! 🍁

[jen @inallmydreams13]

“taylor swift’s stadium tour tickets are going on sale in november”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost baby Clifford has arrived. It is officially spooky season

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

Why has it taken you so long to pick the ceremony music?

Me *tearing up at anything remotely sentimental* oh you know, just procrastinating haha

#OhMyGord #AlmostMarried

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

I need to get a new blazer and a working understanding of the state tax code before a job interview on Monday. Not sure which one will be harder to obtain.

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

Asked the Engineer if he’d be willing to run to the store and pick up some cold medicine for me.

His response?

“Do you think they sell that at Walgreens?”

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

Update: Target has almost no fall decor except for a tiny flannel gnome which did find its way home with me.

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

It’s pay day and the Engineer is out of town so there is no one to take me out of going to target and getting all the fall decor.

#ItsAboutToGetSpooky #BestSeason

[whalefact @awhalefact]

despite being the largest animals to have ever lived on this planet, whales are actually masters of blending in, which is probably why you never see any walking around town on a saturday night

[Hometown Skeptic at Law @Kgrbr13]

We’ve reached the point of wedding planning where there are no more relaxing evenings…only wedding planning.

#SomeAmountOfDaysRemain #GettingMarriedisGreat #PleaseEnjoyOurWedding