Ilya who purposely starts making up random words while him and Shane play scrabble just so he can watch Shane get all mad and pissed off
“Squizy is not a fucking word!”
“Yes it is. It means something squeaky and squishy”
Ilya just smiles as Shane throws a scrabble tile at him
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Шейн никогда не признавался вслух, но иногда ему нравилось, когда Илья засыпал первым.
Особенно после тяжёлых матчей. Илья падал на кровать прямо в футболке, уткнувшись лицом в подушку, и почти сразу начинал дышать ровно и глубоко.
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Very short #hollanov#smau inspired by this tweet, where Shane receives steamy audios from an unknown number. Of course he listens to them and of course he asks for more.
Love the idea of Hollanov being so enmeshed they use each other’s phones whenever they want or when 1 of them’s busy. They’ll reply 2 texts on each other’s behalf & no one knows until the centaurs see Shane texting Svetlana on Ilya’s phone.
“Are U impersonating Cap?” Bood asks.
i think ilya is the biggest crybaby in and out of sex. he gets set off so easy.
once shane came home and ilya was bawling on the couch and shane was worried and terrified and asked "baby, what's wrong? are you hurt? did something happen?"
ilya sobs wetly. "shane, shane-"
Shane on his sucking Ilya off in his beautiful sports cars, Shane getting fucked in Ilya’s sports cars OKAY BUT what about Ilya in his own sports car sucking Shane off?? Ilya getting ridden into oblivion in his sports car?? Ilya making Shane drive his car and touching himself??
Dom with a praise kink sitting there with their tail wagging as they wait for their sub to come back to consciousness and tell them how good they made them cum
Pretending to be crazy Ilya x Actually crazy Shane?
Ilya and Shane in arranged marriage and Ilya tries to scare Shane off so he pretends to be crazy obsessive.
“Shane why didn’t you answer my call?”
“Shane I miss you so much”
“Shane who’s Hayden? Stop talking to him.”