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[Morgan @ScHoolBoy_Lew]

My fellow libs, can we not be massive losers about this and just enjoy the cool fast cars that are driving through the city

[✮ @lubitubis]

some sex scenes don't have to have sex in them

[KREAM @KreamDexus]

I love how some fellow Muslims think:

"Sure, he's one of the most influential anti-Zionist voices alive, but he showed up to a pride parade, so I can't support him"

Some of you will unironically choose homophobia over ending a genocide...

[ابن أوتشيها 🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

the concept of $3.99 costco chicken shawarma plate

[Michael @MoroseThug]

I feel like this everywhere

[Jamal Ginsberg @humble_user19]

Somewhere in the world, an uncle in a taxi is explaining to his passenger that this changes everything.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool agree loan deal to sign Ronald Araujo from Barcelona, HERE WE GO! 🇺🇾

Verbal agreement club to club with Barça now approved by director Deco.

New centre back for #LFC with a surprise bomba.

[mago💿 @egemago]

how it feels being a leftist business major

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi--

TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*

LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

your commuter rail runs every 90 minutes, doesn't run sundays, and stops at 9pm, and then the agency publishes a study concluding demand is low. yeah. i've also found that my oven bakes very few cakes when i don't turn it on.

[AniVerse @Hassan510321]

J33ts have absolutely lost it. The amount of slop they are producing here especially after this trend has been unbearable

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

C. Kirk suffered an injury in #49ers practice today. Sources say he’s stable.

Please god.

[Xenos (Ambassador Of Indie Games) @WrenchOfChaos]

It's so insane how regular people are just saying that she's hot and there's hundreds of freaks saying other things like she's ugly or talking about her having a boyfriend or freaking out because people are enjoying looking at an attractive bikini girl. So many of u need therapy

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

Bear is the definition of a loser man

[Devon Davis @Dmoney2499]

Tell bear to pass the controller

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

¿De verdad les tengo que explicar por qué rezo con todo mi corazón para que la Selección de Argentina gane esta noche y se meta en la final? 🇦🇷♥️
#ArgentinaVsInglaterra #ElijoCreer

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[lfckhalil @KhalilMaybe]

@PakiSwift done with messi prop

[Dr. Omar Suleiman @omarsuleiman]

In other news, Lindsey Graham is dead.

“I am with Israel. Do whatever the hell you have to do…”

“Level the place.”

“Do in Gaza what we did in Tokyo and Berlin”

Bye Lindsey. May you live an eternity in ruins for the ruins you helped create in Gaza. Ameen