Kim

Gave in and joined the twitter world...go easy on me!

[Kim @KiSurman]

@AsdaServiceTeam I placed an order yesterday, paid for it - amended it adding 1 item and now you’ve cancelled it because you tried to take full payment again even tho you already took payment. I’ve tried to call the customer services team all morning, currently on 30min hold!!

[Kim @KiSurman]

@KirstieMAllsopp Perhaps they all had a bad night and the parents needed 20 minutes to eat their own breakfast so they could parent with kindness and compassion today.

[Kim @KiSurman]

My 1YO has discovered @peppapig and loves it. My 7YO cannot stand her shit, she keeps leaving her teddy behind and he’s like ‘AGAIN!’ It’s a treat for me. 🤣

[Kim @KiSurman]

I really love @bbcstrictly but wtf is going on with the costumes this year

[Kim @KiSurman]

Ordered a @Pod_Point home charger back in September 2023… paid £1000. Still don’t have it installed and find them ridiculously hard to get hold of! Do NOT recommend.

[Kim @KiSurman]

@currys your repair line is useless. Tried to call all day yesterday and it never connected, was on hold for 30 mins just now and then it disconnected. My dishwasher has broken and you’re supposed to fix it but no one is contacting me and I’m really sick of washing up! 😭

[Kim @KiSurman]

@NetflixUK Much better!

[Kim @KiSurman]

@McInTweet @AJOdudu @zaralarsson She was incredible!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[Kim @KiSurman]

There’s nothing quite like the magic of Christmas when your 6 YO decides to look through the #symths catalogue and list all the things he wants that he’s never mentioned before #itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear

[Kim @KiSurman]

This! So much love and support for Nigel blows my mind… she wasn’t rude, she was trying to educate but decided to protect herself by not using all her energy to engage with someone who wasn’t going to listen anyway #ImACeleb

[Sims 🇨🇩 @leizenomis]

Nella says she no longer wants to be associated with a whole fat-right fascist who believes that cultural appropriation is a recent phenomenon, but she is the problem???

You guys are mad, sorry.

#ImACeleb

[Kim @KiSurman]

@PopCulture2000s 😭😭😭😭😭

[Kim @KiSurman]

@ChipCally Tried it, I just get MUMMMMMMMNY screamed at me requiring me to get out and unlock the door so I just cut out the middle man now

[Kim @KiSurman]

Dads having a shower:
Decide to have a shower, go into the bathroom, lock the door, shower for 45mins
Mums having a shower:
Decide to have a shower, go into the bathroom, get followed by entire family who need to poop, do show and tell, ask what’s for dinner. Shower for 2 mins.

[Kim @KiSurman]

@chelseadesigns_ @TUIUK This is a perfect example of awful customer service! @TUIUK you must want other passengers to listen to planes full of screaming babies then - I’m sure that would make them feel much more comfortable 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

[Kim @KiSurman]

@robbeckettcomic Car insurers, gas and electric, dvla, banks, store cards, pensions, doctors, friends 🤣 every year we get a Christmas card from the US sent to the person who used to live here. The first year we forwarded it on, we haven’t since 🙈 (it’s been 4 years!)

[Kim @KiSurman]

Big shout out to all the reception teachers who started this school year with 4 year olds unable to read, write and with a basic grasp of numbers - who have nurtured them, and taught them these incredible new skills. Teachers are something else. #teachers #thankyou #earlyyears

[Kim @KiSurman]

@warrenjonhughes @AnnieCarolan 🤣

[Kim @KiSurman]

That @eltonofficial sure can play the piano eh! #glastonbury2023

[Kim @KiSurman]

@joetracini I hope your friends reached out to tell you that they love you too… ❤️

[Kim @KiSurman]

Using my maternity leave wisely and watching old @taskmaster and David Baddiel @Baddiel may be my favourite contestant ever 🤣