There are many spirits you must rebuke. But the biggest of them all,the one I wouldnt wish even on my worst enemys family,is the spirit of Religious Psychosis. Hii kuna wakati imetusumbua sana pale nyumbani. And for some reason,Women are the biggest victims of this mental illness.
A few years ago I remember calling my Mother to loan me some money even from the chamas shes always asking me money for,so that I could atleast boost my business. Akaniambia nisawa kuja nyumbani kijana yangu. I went there on a saturday. After we finished talking she reached out to her pocket,I assumed she was getting her safaricom wallet. Only for her to bring out a white handkerchief
She plucked a thread from the white handkerchief and told me to take the thread go tie it on my shops door. Akaniambia hii itafungua mambo yako kijana yangu. She said theres a Pastor on TV who is healing people. I was in disbelief. Yani umenitoa nairobi ukuje unipatie uzi jameni. I called my Cousin Ngโendo,she couldnt stop laughing. Then She told me I was not alone,her mother had also been captured by this bladfakin spirit
She told me that few weeks ago,when she told her mother things were not going well for her,her mother plucked out a thread from a white handkerchief and told her to chew it. But now it was worse because her mother was sick and had refused to go to hospital. She had printed a photo of their pastor and the put the photo under her mattress. She was now waiting for healing. Malaria nakwambia karibu imalize iyo mwanamke kumbaff. Tulipeleka osiptal na viboko
Hapo ndio niligundua saitan alikua ameamulia hii familia yetu. The supplier of the healing handkerchiefs, was this guy pastor Ezekiel. He was selling them at 250kes each. He was also selling his followers water from the ocean at a price of 300kes per 250ML bottle.
Buana mimi nasemanga ni heri nipate bibi akivuruta bangi,kuliko nimpate akispeak in Tongues. The devol hides in church these days. If you dont believe me,angalia Ruto ako wapi leo.
Khabusie!
Bro to bro: if only you knew how easy women get when they actually like you...You'd stop running after these ones playing hard to get and sending mixed signals