Kiara Williams

I'm an actor, and I like funny stuff

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

A waitress drops a tray of dishes. Her eyes puffy from tears. Drake kneels beside her "Were gonna pick up these broken pieces together, ok?"

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Shopping mall. Drake watches as children sit on Santa's lap.

"What do you want for Christmas, young boy?"

"Another chance," Drake thinks.

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

January 1. 12:01 A.M.
A man shouts "New year new me!"

Drake smiles to himself and thinks, "Maybe the new me will be the one for her."

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I love watching my snap story after a Saturday night and being like "ohhhhh yeah that happened"

[Tips For Actors @Tips4Actors]

In the Southern Hemisphere, actors dreams go down the drain in the opposite direction.

[Tips For Actors @Tips4Actors]

Out of work? Pretend your everyday life is a really dull, severely depressing movie.

[Kiara Williams @KiaraShaeW]

My makeup will never look better than when my skin looks like shit, and I will never dress better than when I haven't been out in months

[Matt Monroe @heymonroe]

All of these time capsules I just dug up have bodies in them?

[Kiara Williams @KiaraShaeW]

At work today there was a kid in a Captain America costume with a Gryffindor shield, running around yelling cowabunga. It was beautiful.

[Kiara Williams @KiaraShaeW]

You know you tend to get messy when every time you go out, your mum tells you not to drink too much. And adds 'I mean it this time!' #illtry

[Tips For Actors @Tips4Actors]

Actors are fiercely independent creatures who say things written by other people whilst standing where they are told to.

[Kate McLennan @katemclennan1]

Hey @JoshThomas87 & @thomasward - @tigervsshark and I are drinking your champagne. It was going warm. #TVWEEKLogies

[Kiara Williams @KiaraShaeW]

.@CaptainAmerica I stand with #TeamCap. #TweetMe https://t.co/LxJxovxwL3

[Tips For Actors @Tips4Actors]

I'd like to thank Twitter for giving me the opportunity to irrevocably damage my career as an actor by cynically mocking the industry.

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I love 2Chainz’s verse in "All Me" when he says “Dick so hard it make the metal detector go off". You're wearing TWO chains dude.

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

@Welshy54 Nope. There are heaps.

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

I wrote the date down as 2015 earlier because I'm so used to doing it. I couldn't stop laughing when I realised what I'd done.