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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.

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@bustyshacklford Plug into whatever trips your switch and ride that joy pony through the gates of eternity.

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@US_OGA He’s old and infirm. He’s Abe Simpson yelling at summer instead of clouds at this point.

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@mhdksafa I suspect it may have somewhat to do with the difference between compassionate and compulsory. Discuss.

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@JohnRWoodJr And western civilization ended the thousands of years of slavery as a global institution.

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@NickJFreitas @sarahtexe Just a quick google search would have saved her a lot of embarrassment. But, to her question, sure. I’ll take that deal. Since, ya know…

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@downbadcomment And in the next sentence will seek affirmation like “does this dress make me look fat?”

Yeah porky. You look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag beaten with the ugly tree until you resemble a hat full of smashed assholes.

Or

Surprise “hubba hubba”

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@BRFCJohn Heard. It’s fair critique.

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@George_A_Callas https://t.co/FZmuAmKmyq

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@Oilfield_Rando Just a fun fact, since 1975 monetary supply has increased over 2400% while housing supply has increased 88%. When Friedman said inflation is a hidden tax people are now living that truth. We also spend upwards of 60% of the budget on entitlement programs.

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@SocialistMormon I’m also aware Obamacare was supposed to fix all of that. Not some. Not a little. All. And none of the policy promises made were even remotely held up. So it’s failure by design or stupidity but failure either way.

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@DarrigoMelanie US spend upwards of 60% of the budget on entitlement programs. We have regulatory code that could stun a team of oxen in its tracks. We have all manner of benefits in the tax code for all manner of things. We stopped being capitalist some time ago.

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@HolmesJosh Privatize it like we should have 20 some years ago. I’m open to a deal as long as provocation is part of it.

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@berniemoreno @SenWarren Privatize the fucking thing.

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@VladTheInflator Monetary supply has increased over 2400% since 1975. Housing supply has increased 88% over that same time period. Discuss.

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@DominicJPino Since 1975 US monetary supply has increased over 2400%. Housing supply has increased 88%. Just a fun fact.

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@GBBranstetter Obamacare just doin great

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@wil_da_beast630 Sounds like Wilfred’s problem is more with the timeline than the concept. Because, ultimately, all origin stories of the universe end with “what caused it?” And the reply is “dunno”

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@Tweetoleon It would seem the conclusion to draw here is that publicly funded high speed rail is a failure.

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@stevemagness

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@DarrigoMelanie So you’re saying Obama totally fucked it up?