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A penguin classic.

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@sumterdental why are ads from dentists and tattoo shops hawking shit with elongated muskrat's lies about cars? Oh yeah, it's because blue checks are very dumb and will buy it

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@scottwww7 @vicetech9 @ContraPoints why are white supremacists just the fucking ugliest mfers

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@DiligentDenizen @elonmusk @alx @TheBabylonBee You will never pleasure a woman

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@ScottWamplerRIP That book is tremendous, have been meaning to check out the movie

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@itsmariannnna I saw that story circulating yesterday that an NFT purchased by Logan Paul for over >$600K is now "worth" $10.

$600K, split up, could change the trajectory of so many people's lives and he spent it on a jpg

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@DailyBee3 Coincidentally last night I watched the episode of King of the Hill where 13yo Bobby Hill moves into Ladybird's doghouse

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@Rob_Hoffman_ nothing says "simple" like a movie with four nested plotlines that required everyone at the time to read explainer articles to understand. another great analysis from Twitter Blue™

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@RoxyTall did the lizard that eats the cat food write this? 🤔

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@ChisengaPrince @ZubyMusic hey pal I'll ease your mind: this guy made it all up for easy hate-clicks from shithead twitter blue subscribers

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@Anc_Aesthetics @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX @Tesla Engineering *students*. Goes to show that Musk fans need the most help with reading comprehension 🤗

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@chrislockeworld haha

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@JimHansonDC no one loves you, boomer

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@thatsgoodweb Famously red wizard, Gandalf

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@Steve56666007 @bendreyfuss stfu boomer

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@AdamSinger @sweatystartup Good! I wish there were more like you

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@AdamSinger @sweatystartup so you business ghouls are suddenly okay with remote working?

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@cottoncandaddy I've watched about 20 times and cried each time; thank you for posting it

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@AppldSymphonics @llama615 @QasimRashid Twitter blue + "segway"

Big brain energy, folks

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@BonerWizard

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@sasha_a @CousinNate1 Look at you being So Unique! ❄️