Pearls of Kiddom

Poor bedraggled mother of three lunatic boys. They're funny. I'll let you in on the laughs...

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Truman Show Truths https://t.co/egYwh8mbvm

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Just for the record. https://t.co/cBQHYXDyF0

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A Father’s Day Thank You https://t.co/di1eKvobGT

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Things to worry about at 4am while your husband snores. https://t.co/hEgJ7jFsMa

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If an 8yr old understands that we are all the same whatever colour skin we happen to have... how come it’s so hard for some grownups?
@sterling7 we love you!
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After the boys of summer have gone… https://t.co/XwgGJQgvRr

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@aaronlp1 So lovely 😢❤️

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Having kids… why do we bother? https://t.co/PWzkqbZeCF

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Is three the most ridiculous amount of children to have? https://t.co/Tyd6vAhetU

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@WillGrigg no offence but I was already a bit tired of hearing your name and now Alexa has this 🤦🏼‍♀️

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How to be a parent at Christmas (and not completely lose your shit) https://t.co/skify2x2dh

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A letter to the girl I used to be. https://t.co/gKaWkVQ4vA

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@flowerbouquet17 Where is it from!!? It’s sooo lush!

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Confessions of a Mam-in-progress https://t.co/WdvjNdcda6

[Life Kitchen @LifeKitchen]

Here’s the story of @LifeKitchen so far via @ObsFood. Read, RT and donate via link in bio if you can.

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A blog about being too busy to blog https://t.co/bxu6s3BA7F

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@GarethSouthgate my seven year old spent about seven hours on this today... he's wondering if he'll end up the country's youngest millionaire if he sticks it on eBay...
#hero #love #theresonlyonegarethsouthgate

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@GarethSouthgate this took my seven year old about seven hours today! His love for you is STRONG. He's wondering how many thousands it'll go for if he eBays it...
#hero #onlyonegarethsouthgate

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Of all the many heatwave-related whinges out there; this one hacks me off the most. Poor, poor you lot with your beautiful big sweaty boobs. Spare a thought for the pancakes guys 🙄
#showoffs

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Jonah: Holy Balls Mam!
Me: I've told you to stop saying that.
Jonah: It's cos I can't believe how good you are at Rounders tho!
Me: Well why are you so suprised?
Jonah: It's just cos you've got the type of face and like, type of hair, what looks like it'd be TERRIBLE at it.