MACÙIRÍ 🇰🇪

»The silent boy next door.

»my village called..they want their idiot back.

» Gas or Ass

[MACÙIRÍ 🇰🇪 @Kigonyis]

The way kenya kwanza led by @WilliamsRuto and @rigathi are Kenya, we'll soon have a 2000 and/or 5000 Kenya shillings notes printed. I know we've been laughing at our neighbouring countries with their ambiguous notes...it's our time to ROAST! sword ama tukaze mishipi,which way ?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The level of corruption and malice happening at JKIA parking by KAA officers is out of this world. Yesterday, an officer directed me where to park and demanded that I squeeze a little bit so that another car could fit. As we were busy removing our bags, the KAA officers clamped the car, insisting that I had parked wrongly by crossing the painted line.

I pointed out the traffic officer who had insisted that I park that way, only for the officer to disappear into thin air. The KAA officer then insisted that I either bribe him KSh 4,000 or go to their office and part ways with a KSh 6,000 fine.

The cab guys who were there called me and told me, “Bro, hao watu wamezoea kutega hivyo. Walipe tu badala ya maneno mingi.” At that point, I knew this was pure malice.

I decided to first take my yellow yellow damsel to catch her flight, then came back few minutes later. The KAA guy approached me, and this time, the bribe had miraculously reduced to KSh 3,000.

I asked them where their office was, went there, and paid the KSh 6,000 fine through the government platform. Everyone was looking at me with Sanpanku eyes & one even had the audacity to ask me why I didn't settle things with the guys at the parking lot.

These guys needs to be stopped coz they even harassed innocent tourists. As for me, I’d rather pay the fine than being oppressed by my fellow Walala Hoii,, kiino sana. Ata wangeitisha hongo ya thao Moja ama mbili, thao tatu kwani me ni mama yao. The guy on camera is the goon in charge of bribe operation.

[MACÙIRÍ 🇰🇪 @Kigonyis]

@shimuli_alice @EdwinNgany "specimen inataka kumwagika..." 😂

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

I am curios so do they still have sex at the age on frame 2? What is it like?

[BigMac @babeotswejang]

The 9-5 prison🥹

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

SOME NEIGHBOURS THOUGH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

💯

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kuwakumbusha tu. Investment yetu ya hate imebakisha 365 days itoe fruits.

[Lyn Dehn Crafts @__craftplug_ug]

Everything art & crafts. [phone]

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

I left the newsroom almost 20 years ago, and it was a known fact that if your camera gear got stolen, it ended up at Shah Ashish’s house. Cameras stolen during robberies or at the airport were sold to him. He has been the mafia of stolen cameras and filming equipment for decades.

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

Chef Ombachi's cooking videos have taken the internet by storm.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

This is Elijah Kibelion Kimoi, the one who pulled the trigger in the killing of Dr. Victoria Mutiso. This police officer belongs to those killer squads whose job is simply to get paid and go carry out murders. After committing the killing, he goes online to post about how much he loves his wife and children. In other words, he ends the life of someone whose family depended on them, while his own family remains perfectly fine, all while believing he can keep destroying other families without ever being exposed. On his social media platforms he carefully cultivated the image of an ordinary, law-abiding citizen and dedicated professional, when in reality the situation on the ground was completely different. This man reported to a superior named Kenneth Kipkemboi Sang, who received the payment and assigned the dirty work to Kibelion. Some time ago, Riggy G stated that Kasongo had formed a police killer squad made up exclusively of Kalenjins.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Ukienda club upate dj amefunikwa na grill, usilewe sana hapo

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Charlene ameolewa before Katheu achome wigs zake.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

I foresee Luhyas being watchmen and cooks for a long time in this country untill they address their political agenda in unity.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Ameanza kuvaa kama joho he's definitely moving product

[Ian Tabariit @ITabariit]

One unmarked bump or pothole and it's game over😑😭

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Right?
Then we discuss why you’d say “an D” 😭
Ulikuwa unakula sweater class?

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

All of a sudden dem yako aanze kukuambia wenye wanamkatia huwa inamaanisha?

[Dim @hellodimeji]

It really is the end of an era 🙂‍↔️

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

me whenever a b1tch starts asking me for money