MikaEli

Public Relations and Advertising practitioner.

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

Read a thousand books and your words will flow like a river.

[Jon Brosio @jonbrosio]

I'm convinced consistency creates events others call "luck"

[Miranda @MirandaNaiman]

Your greatest test will be how you handle people who mistreated you 🧡

[Salford City FC @SalfordCityFC]

Salford City welcomes Tanzanian international Haji Mnoga to The Peninsula Stadium on a one-year deal!

@mnogsss 👋

[SONGA @NiiteSonga]

Yanga inafunga tu magoli na dunia nzima ina furaha

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

Atrend aisee👏

[Brighton & Hove Albion Women @BHAFCWomen]

Making history. 💫 Aisha is the first Tanzanian to play professional women's football in England! 🇹🇿👏

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

"If you can't be a fan, don't be a critic."

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

@CRDBBankPlc Nimejisajili kwa simu nikamilisha taratibu zote, nasubiria PIN kwa sms kupitia namba yangu ya simu

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

@CRDBBankPlc nimejisajili Simbanking na kusubiria new PIN tangu Jumapili lakini mpaka sasa sijatumiwa kwa SMS na nimeshakamilisha details zote! Why is it taking this long?!!

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

@TillahBlessed 🔥🔥🔥

[East African Community @jumuiya]

🔺23rd Ordinary Summit of the EAC Heads of State.

📌 The EAC Summit of Heads of State admits the Federal Republic of Somalia as the 8th Member of the EAC in accordance with Article 3 of the Treaty for the Establishment of the EAC

@TheVillaSomalia @HassanSMohamud @pmathuki

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

@FestoNgadaya Hi, bro. Can I get in touch with you? Let me know. Thanks

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

@mex_tz Damn!💥

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

@SNdandala Mbona nilisikia kuna mzungu mmoja tajiri alikuwa anaishi huko anaitwa Michael Chain. Wamakonde walikuwa wanashindwa kutamka wakawa wanaita ‘Mikocheni’😁

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

Kuna mtu anapeta mchele uwanjani, hivi vitu kapita navyo vipi pale getini?!!😂 #YangaDay

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

Inapendeza kuona siku ya wananchi kuwa a whole day event ikiwa na shughuli tofauti. Several fun activities kuanzia asubuhi na sio kusubiria kutambulisha jezi na a friendly match kuna add value. Timu za mikoani zifanye hivi. Watanzania wanapenda mpira🙌🏿 @Yanga1935 @Tanfootball

[Vodacom Tanzania Foundation @vodacomtzfound]

Empowering young minds, shaping a future of innovation, and unlocking the potential of our youth with digital skills and knowledge, through our flagship program E-Fahamu. Happy #WorldYouthSkillsDay! @VodacomTanzania

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

EXPLAINING THE FINANCE BILL 2023: TWO COWS 🐄

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors.

The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows.

By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies.

You take a consultant to understand this death.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others.

You go to a church or a mosque pray to Jesus or Allah for them to give you other cows.

You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven.

You recite "Hail Mary" a million times without success.

You look for passages that speak of cows in the Bible or the Quran hoping to see the cows appear.

At the end you have no strength to read the Bible or the Quran.

You become a prophet of the good news of the cows that will be coming soon.

You die in extreme poverty

#MasculinitySaturday

[The Citizen Tanzania @TheCitizenTz]

Introducing our esteemed speaker @Zuw508 for The Climate Change Forum 2023, themed "Identifying the Response and Solutions for Tanzanians in Response to Climate Change." Join us in creating a better future for all.

#ClimateChange
#MwananchiForum

[MikaEli @KijangaG]

Ukitaka kubadili maisha yako, badili vipaumbele vyako. #ElimikaWikiendi