Kiley GMC

Sarcastic, duck-obsessed baby/toddler girl mum life in the GVRD. It's awesome, people.

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Haven't posted anything here in a very long time, but I'm curious what teeny tiny comments regarding the lunatic south of the border are enough for your account to be suspended? Apparently one can't even change signs outside of a nightclub without getting censored... #vancouver

[Kasper 🗡️ ³⁽³⁾ @akuival]

i wonder how all the boyfriends that ignore their girlfriends to play cod feels now that their girlfriend is ignoring them to play animal crossing

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

So, #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions crossing is fun. I've just decided 😊

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Can we all stop saying how lucky we are to be Canadians?

Hearing news from the US and hearing about the #WashingtonDCProtests, I don't feel lucky to be Canadian. I feel anxious to be a human.

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

PSA: If you are giving gift cards this holiday, make them useable online. Don't contribute to Boxing Day crowds in stores which are sure to be happening DESPITE the global pandemic.

Can we all just try to be a little smarter? Let's have a safe Christmas! #cancelboxingday2020

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Sometimes, motherhood is a thankless dumpster fire of a job; this is true more often during a global pandemic. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. #day43 #2kidsunder5 #momlife #CoronaLockdown

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Well, I cut my 4 year old's hair. Just a trim, but it actually looks pretty good. Definitely didn't destroy her hair or anything, so, that's good? #day41 #CoronaLockdown #momlife

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Can anyone explain to me why I'm so hooked on #AnimalCrossingPocketCamp? I genuinely don't get it, but I keep catching the bugs and inviting the animals and crafting things? It's addictive. #day24oflockdown

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Oh sweet little baby mine
Why won't you go to sleep?
Your crying and your grabbing
Make Mummy want to weep
But we're locked in the house now
And the laundry's in a heap
Go in your crib, cry if you must
So my sanity can keep
#momlife #toddlerquarantine #COVID19

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

ISO hamster wheel for a 4 year old? Asking for a friend #momlife #COVID19 #day26oflockdown

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Has anyone else noticed in the last few days that your kids aren't quite as delightful as you previously thought? I'm fucking exhausted. #day17oflockdown #COVIDー19 #momlife

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

I haven't watch Sesame Street in like 25 years... Imagine my surprise when I buy some episodes for my kids and Big Bird is RAPPING. IS NOTHING SACRED?! #momlife #SocialDistancing

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Somewhere, is a person who just woke up from a coma after 2 months and is wondering how we messed it up so bad and so quickly #CoronaLockdown

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

In the back on my linen closet, I found a 3 pack of lysol wipes I bought months ago and forgot about.

I whooped so loud, I scared my children.

This is what it's come to.

#momlife #day12 #Quarantine

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

How blissful it must be to be a toddler and have no idea that the sky is falling #toddlerlife #socialdistancing

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

I don't like this. I really REALLY don't like this. And it's not because I'm low on toilet paper. It's because my anxiety levels haven't been this high in over a decade. #Coronavirus #masshysteria

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

My 4 year old just called me "your highness"... I was going to correct her, but suddenly, I liked the way it sounded 🤷‍♀️ #momlife

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

You know you need a mental health break when you stay in a hotel for a conference over the weekend, stand on a balcony and think "If I fell 2 stories and injured myself, I'd probably get to take a fucking break" #motherhood #EndTheStigma

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Aaaaaand greater Vancouver shuts down completely. We are not set up for this lol #snowday #vancouversnowstorm2020

[Kiley GMC @KileyGMC]

Can't. Spell. Correctly.

It's not Kylee, Kylie, Kyle or Kileigh...

I SPELLED IT FOR YOU. MULTIPLE TIMES. IT'S IN MY EMAIL SIGNATURE... HOW CAN YOU FAIL THIS MUCH? #officejobproblems

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

What's the biggest problem you have with your name?

My biggest problem?

Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."

Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"

Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"