Terrence Kiley

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@KellyAlspals @SkyNewsAust You’re not serious Chris 🤔👎

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@KellyAlspals The Liberals destroyed themselves Chris and any chance of governing in the near future

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@RedDirt28 @dburner996 Just a Manangatang thing.

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@KateKak @WheatWatcher @Nel_farms It is a shit show now ffs

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@Greggreenwood17 @strangerous10 There are school holidays 🤔🤡

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

What a shit show

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@018_aj @MonelleAg Tried that

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

One down, 5 to go

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@oster_huey 27:12

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@MonelleAg Can’t get any of them to run
Tried vibrating and drilled holes in one
Don’t think there is any other option

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@grheard Got 5 silo’s that we are having trouble with.
I is already damaged

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@RadioEuropes Can we do this in Aussie?

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@pattohallam75 @Mark_Butler_MP Tell him what you really think Patti

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

Sent to me by a friend -

Banking
Our hopeful future PM, Albo walked into a bank to cash a cheque

When he’s called over to the teller, he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?"

The teller replied, "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Albo said, "Truthfully, I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I’m the leader of the Labor Party of Australia."

The teller said, "Yes sir, I know who you are... but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors, forgers, and requirements of the legislation etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Albo said, “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they’ll tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

The teller said, "I’m sorry, Mr Albanese, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them"

Getting a bit agitated, Albo snapped, “C'mon woman, I’m urging you, please, to cash this cheque.."

The teller said, "Look Mr Albanese, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.

"Another time, Patrick Rafter came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr Albanese, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"

Albo stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank... there’s nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing.
I have absolutely no idea what to do... and I don't have a clue."

With a big smile, the teller said, "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Albanese?

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘™️ @CL4WS_OUT]

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll post it. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."
😉😉😉

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

Got a bit lucky last night

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@chriswalsh008 @NtDrifter @AlboMP Recognition is not the problem but the voice and lack of detail is another matter

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@pattohallam75 @TheRoarSports Nothing in it Patto

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@jdwb84v8 @chriswalsh008 What did you expect them to say?

[Terrence Kiley @KileyTerrence]

@bouta_nt You got nothing to do Bouta???