normal man

It my look to the untrained eye
I'm sitting on my arse all day

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

I forgot what I was going to say

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Well, fuck this shit world and everything in it. The only podcast I can be arsed listening to has ended.

[Athletico Mince @AthleticoMince]

See ya....

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

GG Allin's full name was Gal Gadot Allin

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Journalism in 2016:

"I shook a magic 8 ball and asked it if it was sentient and wanted to kill me.

The answer has made me fearful of balls, orbs and globes, plus made me fill my britches with dung."

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

this looks like a silent film star from the 1920s with his sex offender manager named Fatto Artex or something

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

@BRYN_BORANGA

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Wonder how many people just shit themselves. Don't use the emergency alert system unless there's a nuke on its way, a tornado in my postcode, or if "IT" finally happens

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

Jeremy Clarkson, every other day: oohhh I'm on the bones of my arse, aaargghhh why God whyyy

Jeremy Clarkson, on A level results day: I am tweeting this from my solid gold bed, which doubles as a fully functioning Lamborghini, following a rimjob from my robot butler

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

How I raised the rent as an ethical landlord

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

I am funding and training a paramilitary group of Disney adults to destroy this fucking thing along with other key Harry Potter aligned facilities

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Furious Harry Potter fans force developers to divert their £430million energy project to protect filming spot of Dobby the elf's grave on Welsh beach https://t.co/R8le76x92y

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Shitposter, shitposter,
Tweet me some shit,
Skeet me some shite,
Post me some pish

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

@alexandrakuri At least he replied with text

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Just checking out the ads on X: The Everything App™

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

@Danny_McMoomins

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Couldn't have happened to a bigger cunt

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Farewell, hydration breaks

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

4-YEARLY COMPULSORY SHAKIRA ALERT

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

Time for Spain to beat Argentina so hard they piss blood

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

@OptaJoe Still keeping this up, then?

[normal man @KilgoreNowt]

ITV4 putting Terminator 2 on while there's England being forced to play the 3rd place play-offs on the other side counts at public service broadcasting

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

We play football on a big pitch with our friends.