Kilgore Pout

So it goes.

[april 🔆🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @gaypril_906]

as time goes on it becomes increasingly clear that the reason the star trek future puts starfleet headquarters in san francisco is because a major socialist military presence was desperately needed to civilize the local technoyakubian population

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

The guy who bailed out his Wall Street donors as they threw 10 million families out of their homes is now chiding “the left” for making materialist arguments about improving people’s economic situation rather than telling morality stories. Truly unreal.

[Christian Lukens @ChristianLukens]

This has forever summed up my feelings on Big Bang Theory

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore: https://t.co/cfjLK8Yd11

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

pooping would be gay as hell if time reversed 😭

[Punished Tamale @punishedvaquera]

According to a 1915 temperance magazine, mexican food leads to a drunkards grave.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i could forgive ed sheeran for making bad music, but i cannot forgive him for being a fucking coward

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Even if we dismantled every police department and instead had Peace Intervention Squads made up of clergy and social workers, no amount of reform could ever kill the Cop that is inside the average American mind

[fye emblem: three houses 🔥🏴🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛ @fyefyefyefye]

“you know what this video makes me think about? my mom and suicide”

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Waiting for the YouTube thumbnails for rentable movies to become like every other YouTube thumbnail. "He's RICH but he MISSES his SLED!!!!"

[maia arson crimew FEEDBACK MAKES YOU PURE @awawawhoami]

you'd just let the cop shoot you if you had nothing to hide

[مایا @ablata_at_alba]

this is what Frank Lloyd Wright would use to shoot someone

[sensual pierogi 🥟 @_letterbxmb]

I feel like Debbie Downer cos I’m constantly making jokes (to cope) about our food safety situation:

“I could go for some popsicles right about now… if they weren’t full of glass shards.”

[paige @BonerWizard]

so many things just don't seem real anymore

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Boomers legitimately believe that the reason the house they bought for $60k is worth $4M is because of something that they did

[The Yung Hegelians @TheYungHegelian]

it'd be really cool if even just a fraction of the people who see videos like this in the west bank start realizing that this is probably what the settlement of the americas looked like instead of the deranged fables we tell ourselves

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

If you scroll long enough you’ll find a god amongst men from time to time

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

James Cameron says there’s a reason why the villain T‑1000 is a cop in Terminator 2.

“Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are, stupid, weak and evil. They dehumanize people they are sworn to protect, desensitize themselves in order to do the job