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“𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝘩𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝘩𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝒖𝒔!” #PARODYACCOUNT

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

❝Mine are the biggest parasites, I’ve got huge parasites!❞

Written by #Spitfire. Hobbit & LOTR fandom. Ships(bi & ss). Retweet?

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

/. gotta redo some stuff

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

/. Which one should I make??

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

/. I kinda wanna make Frodo, Legolas, or Galadriel

[— ; bilbo baggins. @ofburglarism]

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୭̥⋆*｡ — ; 𝖺 𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝖻𝗂𝗅𝖻𝗈 𝖻𝖺𝗀𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗌; 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒; 𝗉𝗋𝖾-𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽; 𝖼𝗋��𝗌𝗌𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾; 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀; 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖻𝗒 #ʙᴇᴀsᴛʟʏ.

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

He single and he good

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

/. And the excitement dies down

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

—;

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

Doesn't like having his uncle choose who or who not he can love.

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

—;

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

/. Maybe the elves hate dwarves because they have better looks than they do

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

—;

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

It's not his fault for having such good looks.

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

#ItHasGoneWithTheWind #ItBlewAway

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

/. Totally wasn't prepared to laugh my ass off this morning

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

#KiliPretty? #Nahhhhh.

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

Has heard everything

[S Y R A X @GOLDNTERROR]

Shhhh. You heard nothing.

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

#ButThorinIsScaryWhenHesMad

[S Y R A X @GOLDNTERROR]

#SoWouldAMatingBite #IMEANWHAT #STOPBEINGAWHORELEGOLAS

[Kɪ́ʟɪ @KiliTheDwarf]

He's hiding!