discotornado

be groovy or leave man

[Richard Biggles @THECHARD67]

Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle

[Epic Map Game Moments @MapGameMoments]

nominative determinism

[Nate @thenatewolf]

All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.

[ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬ ＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec]

I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night

[Natano @SowNatano]

Uma dica aí para quem quiser atravessar varanda sem ser pego pelo o awp

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP. MY PARTNER IS STILL MAKING STONE HANDAXES WHILE I AM ADORNED IN BEAUTIFUL BRONZE

[Irish Man 3000 @Frank_Connolly_]

Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.

[Joseph @joseph02482]

The poop realm

[boochie 🌈🌧️ @gayniggadick]

fuck age regression i’m a proud age PROgressor. who up scratching they #oldladyminge

[NEW AGE MOLD @HILLARYCLlNT0N]

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hear that?
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throwing knives dipped in experimental poisons
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straight into your crusty little dog

[✨️SparkPlugg✨️ @SparkPluggUwU]

Me in 2032 using my neurolink to hack the Tesla roadster in front of me after he cut me off

[jill valentine’s lesbian lover 🩸 @lesbiohazard]

“love is in the air” WRONG. UROBOROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 A NEW GENESIS IS AT HAND 🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋THE HUMAN RACE REQUIRES JUDGMENT

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA ARE YOU SERIOUS??? OH MY

[Richard “Bagwith” Beckwith @Rbagwith]

Taco Bell door dasher hit me with this last night. #Expand broseidon.

[Cook🛌💤 @LegacyPhd]

It’s always soapy tits and pussy but nobody ever wanna spread they ass and make that log cutter wink for a broke nigga

[hopecore @dailyhopecores]

imagine you go bowling by yourself

then you go sit down

but it’s your turn again

[dani kiyoko ♡ ⃤ @bbytetchi]

Hereeee nigga nigga nigga