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6’7” Chilf of Divirce (No I’m Not) She/Har Har Har Har Har (Freddy Fazbear) I am a She/Her tho much to the dismay of everyone I’ve told to suck my ¢0¢k

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@KOIhylissang @projecthailmary ELMO IS THREE AND A HALF YEARS OLD HE IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE BLUNT ROTATION YET!! HE IS JUST A BABY!!!!

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@kyber_kat ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, AT HER SPONGEBOB THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHILE I WAS DRESSED LIKE THIS, ASKED ME TO BE A BRIDESMAID DHSHSGHS- TWINS🥹

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ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, AT HER SPONGEBOB THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY, WHILE I WAS DRESSED LIKE THIS, ASKED ME TO BE A BRIDESMAID DHSHSGHS- TWINS🥹

[kat @kyber_kat]

I went to the the mandalorian and grogu w one of my close friends today and anyway that’s how she ended up asking me to be her maid of honor while I was dressed like this

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@sesamestreet @NASA PLEASE BE SAFE SLIMEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!

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I’m so sorry Elmo. I miss you too. I’m not little anymore. Things have been bad actually. Real bad. But you reminded me to reach out to people I care abt, bcs they’ll help me through it. I’d love to have a playdate and talk abt how things can only keep getting better Elmo :’)

[Elmo @elmo]

Where have you been? Elmo has been missing you!

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Me when I have a drink on an empty stomach right before eating a meal to maximize efficiency:

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A homeless guy started catcalling and following my friends and I. So I started barking at him. Fully just let the intrusive thoughts win. I thats-so-ravened gazed into the future and knew in my heart of hearts if I didn’t nip it in the bud right then- I’d crash the fuck out worse

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[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Since when do we measure from there?

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@scrumble_eggs You use this when you’re making sewing patterns- it’s to help make even curved lines with precise measurements for necklines, armholes, etc. If you wanna see even bigger curves ;) check out a Hip Curve ruler. ;)) I’m not a bot advertising an onlyfans 👍

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Sorry but like the argument about fun joy and whimsy vs professionalism aside what makes someone like olive oil so much that they put it as an interest on their resume. Like, to a bank? I don’t,,?

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@rittenhouse2a Bro is mad he has to push 1 bcs he can’t count and gets confused 😔

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Everyone is romanticizing 2016 and I’m nodding along but in 2016 I was 13ish and so violently depressed and mentally ill that I physically cannot remember the year so the surprise in how I dressed and stuff is genuine actually I’m not just doing it for clout

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Every single day the threat of 9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo becomes more and more real because of how the United States Government is acting rn and as someone who works in manhattan I’m getting a little worried ngl 💀

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It’s always weird as fuck when it’s really foggy on a sunny day, like “I’m sorry I didn’t unlock this area of the map yet I’ll go home” or whatever

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@Jingjing_Li Girl us too

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I feel like instead of being locked in I’m locked out. I can’t get inside please help me.

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Me, crossed as fuck walking home from a hometown bar and immediately reverting back to the route I used to walk home when I was in high school bcs it’s seared into my brain always and forever no matter how much time passes:

Thank god I’ve got autopilot on this thing

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@kakarPathan_ Please?

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Ohhhh- okay. Now I understand. She huffs- oh okay yeah now it makes more sense.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Are you even human if you don't have a good deep sniff of a Sharpie before writing with it.