It's Kim!

More fun than most of you will ever have in a day. Biker chick. Child advocate. Mom to a college student and an 80+ pound Staffy who forces his love on me.

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Need for my yard

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@HeyItsHigbe We're doing family nacho bar for lunch. I make a lasagna for dinner every year.

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@txchickidie @iamveryonline I feel like Twitter isn't really going to disappear. Keep on truckin'!

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@kleapsyah Rude!

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@BellatrixCarrie Not to mention the historic snowstorm that is already causing flight cancellations and whatnot.

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@OddsT3rrier @jamesmcnair79 I'm in! And yes, I have snow.

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It's not Wednesday anymore, but I just want to remind you, one last time...

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@neil_gjohnson I love my air fyer, but don't use it much because it's pretty small and I have 3 boys to feed, so it takes a lot of time and batches. Mostly, I just use it to cook a whole chicken.

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I kinda feel like she's speaking to the Twitterverse. <3

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Thank you all — and may God continue to bless the United States of America.

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@dadonymous Someone actually wrote that in your yearbook? I think to sign your Twitter yearbook, I'll simply say, "May you have more success than the Green Bay Packers have this season. F/F. Stay sweet.

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Today, Twitter reminds me of an old high school yearbook signed by a bunch of people you'll never hear from again.
Stay cool
Never change
2 Cool + 2 Be = 4gotten
Let's hang out sometime
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
Have fun in the sun and get laid in the shade
K.I.T.

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@HeyItsHigbe Congrats! That's certainly an achievement. For your next conquest, come do that in Wisconsin and win even more admirers!

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@NessaLuv I mean, not only them, but me too. Right? RIGHT?!?! :)

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I remember when I used to love Twitter. It changed. People change. I'm too old to figure out any new fangled social stuffs. I want to go back to MySpace and force people to listen to whatever songs I like when they visit my page. Those were truly the good old days.

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@dadonymous I popped on to CounterSocial today, just to look around. Don't know if it'll work out, but I long ago left my twitter outfits at goodwill. <3

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@The_AmusingMuse Rest up! It should be a great weekend to stay snuggled up in bed!

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@lizsicle This makes me so very sad. I can't imagine being "not allowed" to have a dog based on its breed.

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@The_AmusingMuse Hopefully you didn't catch the ManFlu! XO Feel better.

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Elon Musk is an anagram of "Me Sunk Lo" and I feel that's pretty accurate. But when you take his middle name into account, "Elon Reeve Musk" becomes "Eek elves mourn" or "kneels over emu".