Kim Suggett

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@BBCSpringwatch We have herring gulls nesting on our roof & a baby has fallen into my garden
Why is it that no one wants to help,take them in unless they are injured. Why isn't there any sanctuary where these birds can go to & be safe?
B4 they possibly have no chance of survival

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@TomReadWilson @CapitalOfficial Ahhh Woolworths....... Those were the days!
I'm sure I still have a box of replacement bulbs for fairy lights from Woolworths somewhere.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Trying to say “are you purposely walking by me as closely as possible? Have you seen the news? I don’t believe this. Back off! Idiot. How are you so oblivious?!” by staring quietly at someone

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@RonJichardson What!
That seriously can not be thundercats. Who did this? What were they thinking?
It's so so wrong.

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

That weird little period between Boxing Day and New Year’s Eve is gonna seem child’s play now

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@TheStephenLynch I bet you could write a great song about all this isolation craziness!

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@jamieparr86 👍

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@SoVeryBritish Steak, brie, horseradish and watercress

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British indoor exercise routines:

- 10 x biscuit to mouth curls
- 25 x Kettle 𝙱̶𝚎̶𝚕̶𝚕̶ lifts
- 200 x remote control clicks
- 50 x tea bag squeezes
- Take the bins out (with caution)
- Completely lying down plank
- Duvet change (only if feeling very energetic)

[Snollygoster Goon @RiffRaff1971]

Bastard Triffids.

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@SoVeryBritish I do believe I actually had this conversation!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Types of board gamer:
- The one who can’t bear the stress
- The one who simply refuses to grasp the rules
- “Competitive Colin”
- The cheat
- Mr/Mrs Shouty
- The quiet genius
- The one who tries to keep everything jolly
- The one who can’t keep the dice on the bloody table

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@qikipedia How many pickles do they eat? And do they have a regular pick up day for pickle juice? Or is it down to people to poor their own personal pickle juice in their street?

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@SoVeryBritish Add the house phone ringing to that list and it's practically perfect 😊 lol

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Symptoms of feeling a bit Christmassy:
- Desire to watch all Christmas films
- Chocolates for breakfast
- Getting teary at nothing
- Mulling everything
- Packs of nibbles for meals
- Buying all the cheese
- Feeling constantly frazzled
- Wearing a jazzy scarf
- General worry

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@SoVeryBritish I'd say that about sums it up!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Saying you “feel a bit Christmassy” to hint that you’re in the mood to drunkenly consume 50,000 calories of cheese and chocolate

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being sure to stock up on loads of sweets for Halloween so you have something to eat while hiding in the wardrobe

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

@BillBailey I want one!

[Kim Suggett @KimJS77]

They say it's what you make, I say it's up to fate!