Kim Jong-il

I speak for my people

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The US Economy is in the shitter. World domination, here I come!

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@thedub - Look who talking, shorty.

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@thedub - I bet you have horse for riding, but not on saddle.

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@thedub - Did you say you "jogging?" In cowboy boot? Might also put on pants before leave.

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@thedub - Yes, you are also gay if you say thing like "LOL" and "WTF" and "OMFG." That not cute - that stupid. And gay.

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@thedub - Oh, so if I call you cute - you no like? You know what else cute? My toothbrush.

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@thedub - I have more friend because I don't hire them on staff.

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@thedub - You still wear cowboy boots? How cute. Do you also ride a plastic horsey and say everyone against you if not with you?

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@thedub - We vote in North Korea, too. Only here, "we" mean "me" and "me" say everything. My last name not euphamism for female body part.

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@thedub - We only have Kim Rolls in sushi, which taste a lot like your American Rick Rolls.

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@thedub - At least I not resort to name calling here. You don't live in Democracy, you live in Republic. Who is asshole now?

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@thedub - I use smart Japanese girl translator. She come to me on North Korea Craigslist.

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@thedub - At least I know YouTube is intercapped. You still couldn't find YouTube without Clippy. He told me. He's a spy.

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@thedub - The only bomb I need to drop is the one that come from my most holy cornhole. That what we call it here: cornhole.

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@thedub - You are taller than me because you wear First Lady high heels. I googled your Wikipedia page and found that out 2m ago.

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@thedub - Whole world saw that. You are all over YouTube, more fun to watch than Chris Crocker.

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@thedub - I may look like pig, but at least I don't have cow for mom.

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@thedub - What you talking about? North Korea have direction in title, and China puts lead in everything - lead, as in what you suck at.

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@thedub. Of course, Condi looks hot in red - I gave her that dress, you know? Made in Korea, beyotch!

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Taunting guards with Soulja Boy dance practice. Recital on Friday.