Dubya aka The Dub

I like pretzels.

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@KimJong_il huh? ME NO SPEAKY CHINESE

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...is that why you have a mohawk? To compensate for height?

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@KimJong_il I least I have pants that fit, you're too damn short

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@KimJong_il YOU'RE GAY, I have horses on my ranch. What do YOU have? Rice fields?

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@KimJong_il Chinese people brush their teeth too?

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My youtube clips = WIN

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I'm going jogging. Want to come?

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Why are pretzels salty?

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@KimJong_il You just threaten their lives

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O fuck, I just used stars. Am I gay?

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@KimJong_il CUTE?! I'm a man. I am *NOT* cute!

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@KimJong_il How come you have more friends than me? NOT FAIR

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@KimJong_il thinks he's tough, but I'm tougher. My cowboy boots tell me so

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Oh, did I say that out loud? I meant Laura?

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@KimJong_il: We vote. Therefore, we're democratic..... right, Condi?

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@KimJong_il: Nice try. She's really a spy. She's gonna steal all your sushi.

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@KimJong_il: Intercapped? Does that look like a snow cone?

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LOL @KimJong_il types too slow

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@KimJong_il: I don't know what translator you're using, but you are misinformed ASSHOLE

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@KimJong_il: maybe you need democracy. We'll spread the love. Just like Iraq.. or was it Iran?