Kimberly Monroe

Musician, Giants fan, lover of life, friend to animals.

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#whoops #thisisntourpackage 😳

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I have one fork with a bent tine. Will I ever throw it out? No.

Will I bend said tine back into place? Also no.

Will I become furious every time I see this fork and let it consume my mental peace and ruin my meal?

You bet your ass.

#furiousforking

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My dogs always rip farts when I’m riding my stationary bike…. Like of course when I’m gasping for air I inhale hellacious dog ass. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers.

#welcomeback

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My grocery list hasn’t changed since college. It just now includes Pepcid AC.

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Love the storyline ! Check this out ! @Hayden_Graham35 @WemberDiaz @brett02152390 @chuck1985 @tay_hurd @BittuSi01604148 @examplegarlic

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Currently reading comedy writer
@MikeRoweShow new book. He has this great section about saving @EricClapton life. It’s a must read!

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#whilemyguitargentlyweeps #studio #vox

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

The #Eagles announce Doug Pederson postgame press conference will happen in front of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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#smile

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@markwahlberg @PostMalone @netflix Really liked that movie

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#kale wouldn’t even like kale. At least I tried it. 🤷‍♀️

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Saquon for president! TOUCH DOWN NY!

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Go go quadzilla! @saquon @Giants TOUCH DOWN!

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Ahh perfect. #ohchristmastree #alliscalmallisbright #Christmas

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Missing my handsome water pup. #labsoftwitter #puppylife

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#trickortreat #HappyHallowen #joker #clown

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#HappyHalloween

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I think @liznowak likes #nashville @butcherandbee Amazing meal!

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@angie_karan I’m crying. Literally.

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@LicensePlateGuy 😂