Jonathan

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Is there anything more depressing than seeing a bland, middle-aged yt dude trying to spit game to his twenty-something, mediocre-looking, also yt employee?

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Yo some of you need to set the intention to work on yourselves in the new year…I am so tired of dodging arrows whenever I hang out with you

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Apparently it really bothers people when a grown man starts sweating profusely without any vigorous physical activity

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Thank you for telling me that I am sweating — I had no idea there were beads of moisture trickling down my face…none whatsoever

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Love it when yt trash takes offense at me, an Asian man, taking up space

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

@elonmusk please stfu and screw off to mars

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

“Fuck you” money sounds really appealing rn #fuckyoumoney #cash 💵

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

That feeling of interrupting an OF shoot when arriving to buy a coffee table from FB marketplace

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

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[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

@kangiez Nah you need to upgrade to a medium soft Asian dude

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

@PerRagnar4 @NPR Someone’s sense of humor is still stuck in 1995 ~ also painfully obvious that you have a hard time with the spotlight shining on Asian men. You mad bro?

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

@AOC Wanting others to suffer because you did is weirdly miserable energy.

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

@firastopher This isn’t a competition — empathy is a spectrum.

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[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

The fact that it’s socially acceptable to body-shame people in a culture, where the only way most parents feel comfortable in expressing love is through food, feels so uniquely Korean.

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Whenever I meet other Korean men, there’s only two options: 1) We become best friends... or 2) Sworn enemies. There is no in between.

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Patriarchy marginalizes men too...
Especially the sensitive ones.

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Ever notice that the dudes who are obsessed with labeling other males as “gay” are usually doing so because they feel threatened and insecure about their own masculinity? It’s sad really...

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

Idea for widespread use of COVID-19 tracking apps: make daily check-ins and 24/7 tracking a requirement for stimulus payments. But w/ congress in gridlock over a single round of stimulus...yeah, never-mind...

[Jonathan @KimNamedJon]

@EAFIFADirect The last 4 days, absolute shit online gameplay, with high latency and lingering performance bugs from the last patch that make everything in FUT unplayable, say for maybe the transfer market, oh and how could I forget? The pack openings...those work fine. Sus.