Kim Farley

FoodAllergyMama.SometimesBlogger.VolleyballPlayer.BourbonLover.SushiHater.MinnesotaVikingsFan.NonProfitDirector.BeExcellentToEachOther.

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@JAYVERSACE What do you mean 'used to' ???

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@kittmedical Movies, TV shows and media making light of them. Like, no Bob, it doesn't just make a "funny" puffy face and some scratches. The stopping breathing thing is very real!

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@travisakers Never mind the corn, let's focus on the milk. Milk with pizza. Milk. With. Pizza.. Has that ever happened outside of a school setting?!

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@goldengateblond My brother knocked over the sand combo thingy we put together at the ceremony the next day at the gift opening. I didn't care. I knew then. 😳

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Me at 7:45pm: *can't stop yawning*
My brain: It's ok, your body thinks its 8:45pm
...
My brain: Wait, that's not right.....
#daylightsavings
#DaylightSavingsTime
#thisis40 #why

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@JukeboxHero717

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@ks95

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@DrewBarrymore Bonzai burger from Red Robin! I go through about 100 napkins while I eat it, but sooooo worth it.

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@ks95

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@REDROMINA A custodian does some math, talks to a therapist, and sees about a girl.

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@REDROMINA Two guys drive long distances to sell auto parts

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George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd.

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He doesn't get it from me. #proudbigsister #gojacks

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Senior Awards, Jackrabbit style. 🐰

A mechanical engineering major. A highly decorated @GoJacksSwim diver. A model citizen. Congratulations @mitch_raihle on winning a Jackrabbit Impact Award!

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@avenaim Well, the first thing that came to mind was Bl** J** Betty -Too Short 😳

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How's my quarantine going? I just played game 10,000 on a @Timberwolves softee hoop with my kids and actually said the words "Alexa, play Shoot Pass Slam by @SHAQ " and I loved every minute of it. #stillhavethecd

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@BruMN @daveryankdwb Using the Constitution to justify your disrespectful and reckless behavior is irresponsible and selfish. Do better lady.

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Parent Trap-- divorced couple's custody solution is to simply split up a pair of twins like a kit kat bar and pretend nothing is wrong with this situation #DescribeAMovieBadly

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@ks95 @DarrinOnAir A Cuban or a reuben! Yum and yum.

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#ThereShouldBeALaw requiring metal detectors at the entrance of all office buildings for the sole purpose of confiscating nail clippers. #cringe #justdont @jimmyfallon

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@missyvoronyak "Still" as in this was actually a term acceptable at some point?!