Kim

my twitter is a compilation of all my 2 AM thoughts ... have fun / MSW @ UWO / she-her pronouns

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i think asking labor & delivery staff “can you put in an extra stitch for me?” even as a “joke” should be grounds for an immediate divorce, forfeiture of input over custody arrangements, and consent to at least 18 years of alimony + child support, and i’m not joking

[Kim @KimShuman]

@ally_sickle @sadderlizards I’m in - surgery in TC or here???😂❤️

[Lauren 🍉🎗️ @OkieRezKid]

It’s so crazy that I’ll be making 36k my first year of teaching and to almost everyone in the world that’s not a lot of money.. but nobody in my family has ever made that much money. I’m the one who’s made it big. Do you realize how messed up that is?!

[Kim @KimShuman]

@allambshack I SUPPORT

[Kim @KimShuman]

@allambshack IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YWARS

[Kim @KimShuman]

I hooked my Spotify Premium up to my in law's guest house google home when I didn't work a job that required me to be at a desk 40 hours a week and I'm feeling the repercussions of that every time I get kicked off

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

Today, two Democrats voted with Republicans to say that not only should student debt relief be repealed, not only should the pause on payments end, but that you should make *retroactive* payments from previous months.

Introducing Jared Golden and Marie Gluesenkamp Pérez:

[Kim @KimShuman]

@allambshack I wish I could like this 40 times for you, so unprofessional 😅

[Kim @KimShuman]

@allambshack THANKS! Please rate it on Goodreads when you’re done😂❤️

[Kim @KimShuman]

@allambshack pst what’s the book

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

As if I didn't already love Pedro Pascal but his big FU to Karl Lagerfeld is the chef's kiss.

[Kim @KimShuman]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 🙌🏻

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[Kim @KimShuman]

…ew

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It's time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. Technology and worker productivity has exploded in recent years. That transformation should benefit all, not just the few. It should create more time for friends, for family, for rest, and for relaxation.

[Kim @KimShuman]

Me: Goes into urgent care thinking I have a tooth infection
Them: no it doesn’t look like one, you good!

Also me: Goes to dentist today
Dentist: That is very obviously a tooth infection

😅

[Kim @KimShuman]

@auandadhdthatme @facebook I’m reaching out to Oculus tech support, apparently that’s helped people in the past!

[Kim @KimShuman]

WELP my @facebook was just hacked and I can't get into it whatsoever but Facebook has no tech support number to call.... what the actual heck.

[Kim @KimShuman]

@marleeschlegel @facebook THIS IS SO HELPFUL - I’m also reaching out to Oculus tech support because of Reddit 😅 We’ll see!