Ally Sickle

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"whats your dream job?" ummm...princess

[Ally Sickle @ally_sickle]

@sadderlizards @KimShuman ♥️

[trash jones @jzux]

“we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” ok but i’m gonna worry about the bridge now

[Ally Sickle @ally_sickle]

@NorthernMichU @phuck_hsu I know Kim Shuman personally and she is the most kind hearted person I know. She would NEVER say the hurtful comments that this other account has made. I am so grateful that NMU diligently looked into these accusations and cleared her name. She did not deserve this slander.

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Anybody have any tips on how to leave your house without spending all your money?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

when the sun is shining and i’m walking around with a little beverage it’s like ok maybe life is worth living

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Will I understand Super Bowl 57 if I haven’t seen the other 56

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

this game is not a fair fight at all like a tiger vs a sheep? sheep are FARM animals. they can’t do shit against a jungle beast like a tiger like obviously the bengals are going to win based purely on Animal Facts

[Ally Sickle @ally_sickle]

@KimShuman Stop I’m crying😂😂

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

ED: Hey this is Brian from the ED
Me: Hey this is Ema from the bathroom
- silence -
Brian: So i have this patient…

[K Brooke Golisch, MD MS @BrooketheOstomy]

I think our 2022 resolution should be to stop reflexively saying NPO at midnight when the guidelines state clear liquids are okay up until 2 hours prior to surgery.

[Robvolver 🛒 @Burnvolver]

The CDC said puke & rally

[Nikki @TheNikkiRosa]

I always felt like the “honeymoon phase” was created to make people believe that it’s only really good in the beginning & it won’t ever be like that again. I can tell you it’s a boat of lies. Your love can feel new over & over & over again

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

i don’t agree with the whole “ I’m giving people the same energy they give me “. I think you should give people your pure, truest energy, the realest version of you, and if they don’t appreciate you then you can walk away. why would you lower yourself just because they are low