Ortho: Thank you, you are very pleasant to work with
Me: You made it easy
Ortho: The fact that you would lie about that is what makes you so pleasant to work with
*mutually exhausted attending handshake*
@DrNoOneSpecial Bruh a monkey can see ST depression on an EKG, I read it myself & the cardiologist confirmed it but then would give 0 recs on what to do about it in an asxs pt. The day someone on twitter tells me how to be better at my job may come, sure, but it’s not today bro
I hate consulting adult cardiology so much. It’s always a painful experience. Do you think I’m calling you because I like you??? I’m calling you because someone needs to read the big bad squiggly lines before I can give my chemo