Emaperidol MD

Pediatric & AYA Hematologist/Oncologist. Comedy. Alum @Cornell @WeillCornell @SIUSOM @WashUMedicine

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

How are you paging me and misspelling my name, its literally on the paging system brother

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

Are you at the couples tennis phase of your career yet? Don’t worry it’s coming

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️ @dazedstunna]

tried to happy eid my way back in her life, she replied with eid spelt backwards

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@Haya_AlThani Cracked me up

[Haya Al-Thani 🇵🇸🇶🇦 @Haya_AlThani]

people doubting this is qatar when the road signs are literally in the official qatari language, korean

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@Rational_Psych Hahahaha, that’s a good one

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

Ortho: Thank you, you are very pleasant to work with

Me: You made it easy

Ortho: The fact that you would lie about that is what makes you so pleasant to work with

*mutually exhausted attending handshake*

[Lawrence Yeo @moretothat]

This is so good. I love Derek's essays.

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

everybody calm down.

i got this.

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

average Tribeca Pediatrics waiting room at 1 pm

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

I’ll have my lawyer draft a prenup where the dog gets everything

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@DrNoOneSpecial Bruh a monkey can see ST depression on an EKG, I read it myself & the cardiologist confirmed it but then would give 0 recs on what to do about it in an asxs pt. The day someone on twitter tells me how to be better at my job may come, sure, but it’s not today bro

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

I hate consulting adult cardiology so much. It’s always a painful experience. Do you think I’m calling you because I like you??? I’m calling you because someone needs to read the big bad squiggly lines before I can give my chemo

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@DrNoOneSpecial I can and the read says “uh oh” so must call cardiology, hope this was helpful

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@docgooch Nah this was urgent, it was a routine ekg yes but the findings were not normal or routine. They were not nice or helpful in any way

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@DrPWave That’s your job brother

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@maffygirl I love that for you (and your patients!)

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

@DrPWave ITS NORMAL BUT THE EKG ISNT

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

I’m certain there are health benefits to cupping but maybe don’t do it when your platelet count is <1000.