Lorna

can’t guarantee my tweets won’t have spelling errors. it be like that sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Denver I’ll always love you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i can't even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

*getting ready to pay for my oil change*

Mechanic: we also noticed tha-

Me:

[rageful @ragehrt]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

The life of women if we had a stable hormonal cycle

[Mo @covergirl53]

Everybody at the gas pump looking sad as hell.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

when someone's asks me how im feeling:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing else.

[໊ @meishato]

my mental health is dependent on him being happy

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

i hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

[Donald @_donaldishim]

i love when you watch a movie and it temporarily changes your perspective on life.

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!???!?!?!?!?!?

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining